While Uber can be kind of a scum company, nobody can deny the remarkable convenience of their app-based car…
Are you inverted 180° from normal human position, either through a gravitational anomaly or perhaps the use of…
If you absolutely must commit an automotive crime, don’t be a complete and total dunce doing it like these idiots.
Here’s a thing that you should totally not do: sneak into a Chevrolet dealer, steal a commemorative Indy 500…
Hey everyone! Having a great Tuesday, I hope? Wonderful! Here’s a nutjob with a chainsaw threatening an entire…
If you’re one of our Australian readers, chances are you’re not feeling too safe, because you know a criminal is on…
Thieves in Canberra, Australia busted into the Kippax Fair shopping center yesterday, running through the mall in a…
Well, I mean, people have some idea. The Buick was driven on the bike path. It's just that most people can't figure…
Getting your car towed is, objectively, horrible. And once it’s on the truck, that tends to be the end of the…
Now, before we all jump to very reasonable and probable conclusions about intoxication, please keep in mind this…
Those of you who keep track of all the chronic masturbators I write about on Jalopnik may remember this creepy-ass,…
One person was killed and at least three people were injured when a section of a bridge above Interstate 35…
A Washington State Patrol trooper with very good vision and a healthy respect for the famed Dos Equis shill spotted…
With Jeremy Clarkson fired from Top Gear, it appeared as if the worst had already come to pass. But this all might…
Somehow this asshole managed to get his keys into the ignition and attempted to drive him and his girlfriend home on…
Driving absurdly fast on public roads with general traffic on them is a colossally stupid idea, and this time it…
John Oliver's most recent segment on Last Week Tonight was generally about the 'fuck barrel' of draconic…
At least one fake taxi has been prowling New York City streets, skimming and stealing credit cards. And while you…
Is it the cold? Is it the cold that somehow freezes the parts of their brains that should make Canadians into…