It's About Time for Adult-Sized Car Beds to Become a Thing
Brands hardly miss opportunities to make money, as evidenced by things like home-decor collections draped in logos of…
This $106,000 Leather Bag Comes With a Free Lexus
Sometimes, when I’m feeling generous and radiating with self worth, I’ll take a break from typing Instagram captions…
Thousands of People Paid Nearly $100 for a Ferrari Scratch-and-Sniff Calendar
You might think of Ferrari as a car company, and if you did, you’d be wrong. It’s so limiting. Ferrari should also be…
Cars Aren’t People
There are a lot of annoying things that are wrong in the car space. Women are often still treated as decorations at…
This Tiny 18-Karat Gold Ford GT Model Car Will Only Cost You About $40,000
I love car collectables. I have diecast race cars all over my office, and I once found this $50 clock shaped like a…
This Has to Be GM's Strangest and Least-Known Brand
If there’s one thing that General Motors seems to love more than anything, it’s car brands. Even more than cars…
You Can Now Learn More About Ferrari With This Reasonable $30,000 Book
Look, we get it. There are Ferrari fans out there. There are Ferrari fans who have a lot of money and like to show it…
Mitsubishi Wants To Be Cool Again
For the past decade, Mitsubishi has been almost an afterthought in the U.S. car buying market, fading from the popular…
Cadillac Proved That Brand Means Nothing If You Can’t Back It Up
Flashy commercials, trendy hashtags and big events in the world of fashion and the arts are just a few of the ways that …
Writing About The Car Industry Constantly Reminds Me Of How Much Money I Don't Have
When I opened my laptop Monday, I saw a story on how Bugatti can personally monitor customer cars and fly technicians…
My New Goal For NASCAR Press Conferences Is To Get Drivers To Talk About Their Sponsors' Competitors
After the NASCAR Xfinity Series race at Texas Motor Speedway on Saturday, every driver who qualified for the…
Be Into The Car, Not The Company
It’s pretty common in our rich, varied community of car-obsessives, to meet people that are really into one particular…
McLaren Embraces Ugly F1 Halo And Gets Flip Flops Sponsorship
It looks like Formula One’s new halo is a big step forward for safety in the sport. Also, it looks hideous. But at…
Mercedes-Benz Apologizes For Quoting Dalai Lama On Instagram
The brands are fucking up this week. Fiat Chrysler took a pummeling for choosing to using a speech from Martin Luther…
Why Is Toyota Sending ‘Journalists’ On A Lavish Vacation To The Olympics?
The subject line of the email read, “VIP INVITE - Toyota Winter Olympics Travel Experience.” And upon reading the body,…
An Explanation Of All The Bad, Ambiguous Branding Terms Automakers Use
Automakers are great at hiring the most verbose, ostentatious people there are to handle flowery communications. It…
The Brands Will Usher In Our Dark And Materialistic Demise, Eventually Consuming Us All
Lamborghini recently came out with an SUV called the Urus, not to be confused with “uterus,” although the two sound…
Boring Branding Goes Badly After Rolls-Royce Overlooks Seat Belts
Recently, Rolls-Royce had recording artist Skepta get in the back of a Phantom and record a song for a promotional…
Who Is All This Nissan Star Wars Stuff For?
Nissan makes a crossover called the Rogue. Last year, a Star Wars movie called Rogue One came out. The brand synergy…
Thank Goodness BMW Made The Outdoors Fashionable Again
Thank goodness BMW came to the rescue with an activewear line. It really was getting exhausting to have to hike, sweat…