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You want a Lamborghini. You can't afford a Lamborghini. Instead of just fantasizing, you decide to have other people…

I don't know about you folks, but I have a strict policy in my car: I don't transport deadly, venomous snakes.…

Sometimes we feel bad when cars get damaged or destroyed in ridiculous accidents. Take that ultra-sad Lamborghini…

I don't ride motorcycles, but I can imagine that it's really important not to fall off of one. Staying on it sounds…

When you think of Dale Earnhardt, you think of Talladega. You think of championships. You think of his nickname,…

Have you ever been at the gas station and suddenly realized you needed a haircut immediately? Oh, who am I kidding,…

Carjacking isn't exactly a science. Attack a driver, get them out of the car, drive away. See? I've never done it,…

I tend to think the Miata is pretty much perfect. Ok, in stock form, I'll admit that it might not be the most…

Last week we saw the first pictures of a Lamborghini Aventador that the Dubai Police had pressed into service. It…

There was nothing I wanted to do more than drive when I was but a wee lad. I dreamt of stealing a car and going for…

Every automaker takes pictures of its new model and distributes them to the press to get the word out. Sometimes…

Oh, Ferrari owners. Your lives are just so hard, aren't they? If your fancy expensive cars aren't catching on fire,…

Everybody knows, I mean really knows, not to give your precious baby over to a valet.

When you own a McLaren, the world is your toilet. I think that was McLaren's ad slogan for a while there, and even…

Luck of the Irish? Try luck of the Floridians instead.

There's still plenty of melting snow over in Mother Russia, causing trouble for cars all over the place, particularl…

Ever since Bertha Benz took the very first road trip, people have been making jokes about cars. Here are Jalopnik readers

An iPad that becomes a razor sharp projectile and gets wedged in a car bumper? Now that's what I'd call "a bad…