Why So Many Lincoln Town Cars Were Made Into Limos
For its three decades of existence, the Lincoln Town Car was not so much a thing that real people bought as it was a…
Aston Martin Once Built a Superluxury Sedan Concept Off a Lincoln Town Car
When I think about Aston Martins (Astons Martin?) inside my mind palace, I tend to skip over the 1990s almost entirely.…
It’s Time to Admit the Lincoln Town Car Is the World’s Best Budget Performance Car
As I enter the last week of my internship at Jalopnik, I’ve realized that—despite having a massive platform through…
Warning To Anyone Shopping For Rolls Royces On Craigslist: This Is A Lincoln
I know I’m speaking with a huge audience of people looking for Rolls-Royces on the same site you go to find a “rust…
Lincoln Town Car Becomes Town Plane That Soars Over Two Beaters
The Lincoln Town Car is a great classic brougham of style and grace. Who knew this magnificent boat of a vehicle could…
Bask In The Classiest Glory Of This Mud-Coated Monster-Truckified Limousine
Sometimes you just see a vehicle that’s so gloriously silly and impractical that you must have it. Here is a Lincoln…
It's Not Just Where You Go, It's How You Get There
Welcome to Paper Jam, a new feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be…
What Should My Limo Company Use To Replace the Lincoln Town Car?
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Friday, the day that comes between Thursday and weekend grocery shopping. My…
Ford Recalling Almost 40,000 Cars Fixed Wrong In Their Last Recall
Cops, old people, and anybody who rides in a taxi should know Ford is recalling 38,645 Crown Victorias, Mercury Grand…
The Lincoln Town Car Is Everything Europe Lusts After In American Cars
We Americans are often longing for the small, tidy, spritely cars locked away across the pond, but those imagined…
This Lincoln Town Car Autocross Could Make You A Little Queasy
A Lincoln Town Car isn't the most ridiculous car to do an autocross with, but it's not the first one you'd imagine…
This Square Lincoln Has Come Full Circle
Welcome to Little Car in the Big City, where I highlight fascinating cars I found walking around a town that is known…
Tom Hanks Has So Many Emmys He Uses Them For Hood Ornaments
Tom Hanks showed off just how any more Emmys he has than you by taping one to the front of his Town Car. We get it Tom,…
Continental Is Not The New Town Car
Last night we heard the rumor that Ford's Lincoln brand will receive a new Town Car-replacing flagship large sedan that…
Dom Deluise's Lincoln Town Car: Buy It Now For Only $6,900
You'd expect a Captain of Chaos to drive something a bit ahem... chaotic, rather than this 1998 Lincoln Town Car owned…
Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
If this truck-framed convertible Lincoln Limochero never appears on "My Big Fat Redneck Wedding" the producers should…
Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
What do Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, two blow-up sex dolls, a Lincoln Town Car, and a parking garage have in common? A…
How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car
As 1990 Lincoln Town Cars go, this one on eBay is quite the peach. Why the seller resorted to cheap, tawdry tactics to…
Is New York City The Last Bastion of Body on Frame?
It sure is. Maybe we're just unusually attuned, having been rendered all self-reliant by SoCal life, where being…
The Ten Most Outrageous Car MSRP's
When we asked if you could beat a $38K Accord in terms of ridiculous MSRP's, we didn't think it would be so easy. For…