A few months ago, Aston Martin and I got into a little tiff. I didn’t tell you about it because I didn’t want you…
Some of the most obnoxious bleating I hear from my New York staffers is in regards to the state of the public…
Honestly, the only thing that kept me from buying the Porsche 911 Turbo S was that fact that it was too cheap. If…
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Friends, I come to you with a heavy heart, for I am at a loss.
Man. Supercar shopping. What a drag. Walking yourself between the rows and rows of exotic car on display.…
RM Sotheby’s Villa Erba auction: my favorite time of year. Beautiful weather, Italian food, gorgeous views and…
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Tax Day has come and gone. And while I was enjoying this hunk of change I just got back from my tax returns, I…
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I’m shaken. I just got off the phone with my good friend Harry Criswell and he told me some very disturbing news.
I have a lot of stuff and I’m not the most organized person in the world (that’s what the help is for) so from the…
Occasionally, in life, we have to do things we don’t want to do. Clean the oven, organize the coat closet, do our…
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Oh, hello there. I just returned from the most wonderful trip up to the lake. Everyone was there. You should have…
I never thought I would say this.
I have a confession to make: I’ve always hated how my Mercedes-AMG GT R was confined to solid ground only. There are…
Oh, hello. It’s your rich alter ego checking in. I must confess that despite my extreme optimism about the economy,…
The old nightmare came to haunt me again last night.
Hello, poors. It’s me again, the wealthier and more successful version of you.
I see your Aston Martin Boat and I raise you with my Mercedes-Benz YACHT.