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Max Finkel
2fast2finkel
Max Finkel was a Weekend Contributor at Jalopnik.

If you’re going to have to work through the long weekend, you better have the right tools for the job. I’ve picked this massive Renault dump truck and I think it’ll do just fine. I mean, it’s huge, it’s yellow, and it’s got a turbo. What else do you need?

In an alternate timeline where the housing market continued its rise through 2008 and Bear Stearns still exists, a production Spyker D12 Peking-To-Paris is getting its chrome running-boards scuffed and leather floor mats muddied after polo practice somewhere in Westchester. Not here, though. It never came to be.