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Max Finkel
2fast2finkel
Max Finkel was a Weekend Contributor at Jalopnik.

He’s not racist nor is the country: Read more

I’m sorry but Britain is a pretty racist country and people are fairly brazen about it. Read more

I still read all of his Defector stuff. Nothing like Clarkson, that’s for sure. Read more

This is what’s baffling to me. He hates Piers Morgan but frankly they’re more similar than he realizes Read more

And ‘puffery’ being the best silly legal term. Read more

Interesting article, but I’m curious about that gap in mr Neubauer’s cv between the 1930s and 1950s.  Read more

Same. I appreciate the honesty of this review.  The phrase brilliant triviality was perfectly on the nose. Read more

I’m in the minority here I guess, but it’s refreshing to see these comments on a review of this car. A vanity project from the start, it really is a good vehicular representation of the world today. A completely unobtainable totally tone deaf vehicle built to solve a “problem” that isn’t relevant to anyone which will Read more

fwiw I love the tone of this review. it’s hard not to have a bleak outlook on life when something like this exists solely to sit in some rich asshole’s garage and never actually be driven.
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I’ve been guilty of naval gazing ...

Sweet, I get to use this again.

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great. Read more

If we don’t see a) a diesel Chrysler minivan ‘Ring time and b) Jason actually trying Apollo-style pooping **in space** come out of this, I’m disowning you both.
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I’m still in the greys, and will likely forever remain so, but: Read more

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him. Read more

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.
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I’m afraid the BART discussion and your NASA documentation are taking about different things. NASA here is looking at flatus, the gaseous part of farts, where for us, the key component is that ever-so-faint whiff of hydrogen sulfide. Many of those gases aren’t going to behave like the dominant gases in the atmosphere. Read more