Oh LiLo, why do they keep giving you Porsches to drive? According to TMZ Lindsay Lohan pulled her Porsche Cayenne SUV into New York's Dream Hotel at very low speeds and hit a guy standing outside.

The law finally caught up with scofflaw Amanda Bynes yesterday when she was pulled over by police in Burbank, California, and cited for driving with a suspended license.

Although Lindsay Lohan's latest car accident was pretty insignificant by itself, it could, in a more rational world, have been the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back where her driving privileges are concerned. Do we have to wait for her to kill someone before the Golden State takes away her license?

Well, she's done it again. Not two months after her last crash, Linsay Lohan has been in another car accident, albeit this time only a minor fender bender.

Mere weeks after Hollywood train wreck Lindsay Lohan crashed a rented Porsche 911 into the back of an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway, it has come to light that she violated the terms of an insurance policy by driving.

It was a bad weekend for mysterious celebrity crashes in Southern California. A day after Lindsay Lohan plowed a rented Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler, Commerce John Bryson rear-ended two other vehicles while driving his Lexus in Los Angeles County.

Actress-cum-plastic surgery warning poster Lindsay Lohan crashed a rented Porsche 911 into the back of an 18-wheeler according to TMZ, who reports that Lohan was hospitalized due to minor injuries.

There was a time on this blog when we frequently wrote about Lindsay Lohan crashing cars. For those of you who missed this 'feature' we've finally got an update! According to TMZ, Lohan's new Porsche Panamera was driven into a person last night. Ah, so many memories.

We enter the scene at the moment after impact: Lindsay Lohan's shiny black Maserati drives away as a baby begins to cry. A paparazzo says this shaky video depicts Lindsay Lohan hitting a stroller, then fleeing. But does it really?

When you see a mode of customization show up on Lindsay Lohan’s Rolls–Royce, you know it’s time to move on. Or is it?

Lindsay Lohan and cars don't mix, yet her vehicles end up on eBay with her ownership advertised as a positive. Now you can own her white-as-pure-cocaine Maserati Quattroporte. Really? Yeah!

One-time movie star Lindsay Lohan used to drive a Mercedes SL65. This was before the Carpocalypse. Now she's slumming it in an SL 550. Poor Lindsay.

You know you've made it as a hard partying celeb when yours face is chosen by paranoid delusional persons as that of drunk driving goddess incarnate. Lindsay Lohan is just so lucky. Her 2007 DUI mugshot is featured prominently as the example of those kinds of people who need an in-car breathalyzer ignition interlock,…

In one of the odder press releases to come across our desk lately, the National Limo Association (NLA) is pleading with celebrity handlers to spare their clients the embarrassment of a DUI mug shot this holiday season by hiring a limo driver. And while we agree with the sentiment (no one wants to be remembered as the…

Looks like the lawyers may have gotten to the auction of Lindsay Lohan's former 2005 Mercedes SL65. The original eBay auction for the dinged up and now apparently fixed Mercedes was very clear as to the pedigree of the former owner. Mysteriously the car was pulled down from auction a couple of days after we reported…

For you auto-lovers of the celeb-obsessed variety — who also happen to have $110,000-plus to play with — we've got an eBay auction just for you. There's a Mercedes SL-Class on eBay which the seller claims to be none other than the SL65 Lindsay Lohan smacked into a tree back in May of this year and in which police…

Glad to hear that whole rehab thing was working so well for her. Apparently, according to the Associated Press:

For real — who didn't see this coming? Apparently getting busted for a DUI after busting up your black Mercedes SL 65 didn't teach the young tart anything, as she was seemingly back to her old ways two nights later. Luckily, she wasn't driving this time, as she was merely seen unconscious under the influence in the…

You know, this whole "Couture & Chrome" thing has left us feeling pretty lacking. It's fairly obvious that GM's marketing types are either hamstrung or stupid. Or both. But they just scored some sort of marginal coup by throwing an event where a certain Disney star was caught braless in a shifty garment, allowing a…