Did Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby in a Stroller with Her Maserati?

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We enter the scene at the moment after impact: Lindsay Lohan's shiny black Maserati drives away as a baby begins to cry. A paparazzo says this shaky video depicts Lindsay Lohan hitting a stroller, then fleeing. But does it really?

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Freelance paparazzo Brayan Jaime tells Radar he was stalking Lohan with a colleague when "Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn't super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going." His video shows the aftermath: Lindsay's car drives one way and the stroller goes another.

You'd think paparazzi would have better quality video cameras. Anyway, the "not super hard" hit escalated when Brayan retold the harrowing tale to TMZ: "It was a major hit... knocking 3 of the 4 wheels in the air."

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Radar's video includes a zoom-in on the Maserati's license plate, and it does appear to be LiLo's. Here's Lindsay driving and parking the car this week.

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The lady pushing the stroller said "we're fine," but Brayan Jaime suspects otherwise: "She was in shock and Hispanic so she was scared." Next thing you know, he'll be saying Lindsay Lohan lynched a family of Mexicans with her seatbelt.

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Verdict: Inconclusive, but kinda funny. Lindsay Lohan is cursed. [Radar, TMZ, images L to R: Pacific Coast News, INF]

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DISCUSSION

Lohan: She'd hit that.

And just in case this gets on the news like my other comments ( [www.cnn.com] ), and because I feel that there was a possibility that what I said be misunderstood, I'd like to clairify (like I did with Alba [jalopnik.com] ):

Miss Lohan,

I would like to let you know that by "Lohan: She'd hit that." I do not mean it in a way that would make you uncomfortable.

When I say "Lohan: She'd hit that." in reference to you, I mean "you would probably run over babies like the ausies can run down koala bears." I mean, you've got the money, what do you care? Just don't think about how much hotter Jessica Alba is then you and you'll probably be 'alba' to keep the bottle and pills away from your mouth long enough to get a job and contribute to society in a way at least as productive as playing the Invisible Woman in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Even that would be a step up form the gudder you crawled into / out-of / into / out-of / whatever.

With Hate,

Zeeboid