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Limo Drivers Beg Celeb Handlers to Keep Clients from Driving Themselves
In one of the odder press releases to come across our desk lately, the National Limo Association (NLA) is pleading with celebrity handlers to spare their clients the embarrassment of a DUI mug shot this holiday season by hiring a limo driver. And while we agree with the sentiment (no one wants to be remembered as the person killed by an old pop star's illegitimate offspring in a drunk driving accident), we question the sincerity of a Limo org that claims they just want to remind the uber rich that may "have forgotten" that chauffeured transportation exists. I guess LiLo and Paris Hilton are too busy to remember about limos and not just irresponsible. The press release is below the jump: More »
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eBay Auction of Lindsay Lohan's Mercedes Now Sanitized For Your Protection
Looks like the lawyers may have gotten to the auction of Lindsay Lohan's former 2005 Mercedes SL65. The original eBay auction for the dinged up and now apparently fixed Mercedes was very clear as to the pedigree of the former owner. Mysteriously the car was pulled down from auction a couple of days after we reported on it, but It would now seem the seller has re-posted the item — only this time it's been wiped of all traces of the LiLo stain. No word on whether it's now been wrapped in one of those "sanitized for your protection" wrappers often found at budget motels, although perhaps that would decrease the value for the true collectors out there. One thing's for sure, our sources are telling us the seller remains true to their commentary the coke-sprinkled vehicle at auction is the former property of the celebutard — and we'll continue to stick by our "Cokeat Emptor" issued before. (Hat tip to Paul and Dave!) [eBay]
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For you auto-lovers of the celeb-obsessed variety — who also happen to have $110,000-plus to play with — we've got an eBay auction just for you. There's a Mercedes SL-Class on eBay which the seller claims to be none other than the SL65 Lindsay Lohan smacked into a tree back in May of this year and in which police supposedly found a cute li'l bag of coke. So is it LiLo's Mercedes-Benz? Well, the license plate in the pictures does seem to be the same as that found on the back end of the tree-bashing German drop-top, but we also did a quick AutoCheck vehicle history report on the VIN and the only reported accident on the report comes from February of 2006. So is it the same Mercedes? We're not sure, but you know what they say — Cokeat Emptor. That's what they say, isn't it? (Hat tip to Travis!)
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Lindsay Lohan's Coke-Sprinkled 2005 Mercedes SL65 On eBay?
For you auto-lovers of the celeb-obsessed variety — who also happen to have $110,000-plus to play with — we've got an eBay auction just for you. There's a Mercedes SL-Class on eBay which the seller claims to be none other than the SL65 Lindsay Lohan smacked into a tree back in May of this year and in which police supposedly found a cute li'l bag of coke. So is it LiLo's Mercedes-Benz? Well, the license plate in the pictures does seem to be the same as that found on the back end of the tree-bashing German drop-top, but we also did a quick AutoCheck vehicle history report on the VIN and the only reported accident on the report comes from February of 2006. So is it the same Mercedes? We're not sure, but you know what they say — Cokeat Emptor. That's what they say, isn't it? (Hat tip to Travis!)[via eBay]
Who knew Lindsay Lohan's DUI could be good for GM SUV's? [Detroit News]
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Another DUI For Lindsay Lohan?
Glad to hear that whole rehab thing was working so well for her. Apparently, according to the Associated Press:"Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and possession of cocaine early Tuesday, authorities said.
Lohan, who is already facing a drunken driving charge in Beverly Hills, was stopped near the Santa Monica Police Department after authorities were called about a car chasing another vehicle, said Sgt. Shane Talbot.
Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported Lohan to the police department.More »
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Lindsay Lohan Gets Busted For DUI, "Coke" In Car
For real — who didn't see this coming? Apparently getting busted for a DUI after busting up your black Mercedes SL 65 didn't teach the young tart anything, as she was seemingly back to her old ways two nights later. Luckily, she wasn't driving this time, as she was merely seen unconscious under the influence in the passenger seat of her GMC. Lucky for her, a UUI isn't illegal. More »
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GM Gets Lindsay Lohan to Show Off Her Breastesses
You know, this whole "Couture & Chrome" thing has left us feeling pretty lacking. It's fairly obvious that GM's marketing types are either hamstrung or stupid. Or both. But they just scored some sort of marginal coup by throwing an event where a certain Disney star was caught braless in a shifty garment, allowing a half-shot of one of the mams that've been on the minds of lechers for the last few years. And while the view isn't terrible, it's obvious that Linds has been under some stress lately. Follow the links from our Lohan-obsessive brother to the high-res pics if you wanna see what we mean. Still, we'd totally huff a line off that stuff, just to say that we did. More »
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Lindsay, Be Careful!: Lohan Crashes Mercedes, Again
After repeated incidents of abuse, a celebrity-owned Mercedes has checked itself into Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles for exhaustion and severe front-end damage. The car, an SL65, is owned by actress Lindsay Lohan, who recently used it to t-bone a Chevy Astro Van in West Hollywoood. According to the AP, one passenger in Lohan's Mercedes and the driver of the van sufferedLindsay Lohan's Mercedes Misfortune [internal]
