The Top 33 Lemons of the Cain't Git Bayou 24 Hours of LeMons

The LeMons race season has entered a particularly crazy stretch, due to the break triggered by Chief Perp Lamm's wedding, and so we have races on back-to-back weekends. Here are the results from last weekend's New Orleans event. » 5/08/10 12:30am 5/08/10 12:30am

And the Real Winner Is...

Yes, a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia with a Hitchhiker's Guide theme defied the odds and took the 2010 Cain't Git Bayou 24 Hours of LeMons Index of Effluency trophy. » 5/02/10 6:50pm 5/02/10 6:50pm

And The Winner Is...

While Eyesore Racing has managed to take three winner-on-laps LeMons trophies, we never believed any other team could do it more than once. We were proved wrong today, when the Texas-winning Race Hard Race Ugly BMW 325iS triumphed. » 5/02/10 6:45pm 5/02/10 6:45pm

Cajun E30 Bashes Wall 200 Feet Into Race, Gets Field Expedient Frame…

In past races, those Cajun chefs have been more proficient with the seasonings than with the steering wheel. Black flags aplenty! Not this time, though— we started the day with their two E30s in the top ten. Then, disaster! » 5/02/10 12:30pm 5/02/10 12:30pm

Better RX-7 Burnouts, With The Help of a Block of Wood: LeMons Line…

Falling squarely into the "Don't try this at home" department comes the latest ill-advised engineering breakthrough: LeMons Line-Lock! Say you're taking your LeMons RX-7 drag racing and want to show those 900-horsepower Novas some real burnout action. Here's how! » 5/02/10 2:30am 5/02/10 2:30am

Baksheesh, Jambalaya, and a Hemi: BS Inspections at the Cain't Git…

We just finished a huge meal of serious jambalaya, courtesy of those E30-drivin' Cajuns from Chauvin, Louisiana, and that capped a long, humid day of busting cheaters and rewarding the effluent. » 5/01/10 2:00am 5/01/10 2:00am

It's On: Hemi Saratoga versus Mazda RX-7 Drag Race Grudge Match!

Here at the Cain't Git Bayou 24 Hours of LeMons, at No Problem Raceway in Belle Rose, Louisiana, we just saw our first-ever Hemi-powered Chrysler. Since there's a dragstrip here, the quarter-mile trash-talking started immediately. » 5/01/10 1:00am 5/01/10 1:00am

LeMons Legends: Some of Our Favorite 24 Hours of LeMons Cars From 2009

There's been a lot of talk at LeMons HQ about organizing a LeMons Hall Of Fame, but nobody agrees on the half-dozen or so cars that deserve first-round acceptance. Let's look at 41 LeMons Legends from the '09 season instead! » 12/19/09 6:00pm 12/19/09 6:00pm

Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindly dumped given his collection on to me. » 11/14/09 11:00am 11/14/09 11:00am

The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 3

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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 6

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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans 2009 Über Gallery

The 24 Hours Of LeMons Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez event, which took place at Belle Rose's No Problem Raceway a couple of weekends back, provided some great photographic opportunities. » 6/20/09 12:00pm 6/20/09 12:00pm

The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 7

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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 2

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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 1

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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 4

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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 5

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Beads, Zombies, And Southern Explanations: The Penalties Of The 24…

We try to create new, region-specific penalties for each 24 Hours Of LeMons venue, and the Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez race, held at No Problem Raceway in Belle Rose, Louisiana, was no exception. » 6/14/09 1:30pm 6/14/09 1:30pm

What's It Like To Road Race An Automatic-Equipped Mitsubishi Mirage?

It's fun, that's what it is! Somewhat slow fun, granted, but the crazy body roll and music blasting from the roof-mounted PA speakers compensate for the lack of power. » 6/13/09 1:30pm 6/13/09 1:30pm

GT$500 Celica Takes The New Orleans LeMons Checkered Flag, Honda…

The race is over, and it went right down to the wire. The "Shelby Celica" and the Dirty Some Beaches Honda wagon battled all day, and the Celica took the win! » 6/07/09 7:45pm 6/07/09 7:45pm