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    Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

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    Image of evanmc28 evanmc28
    11/16/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I too am in for the Shabbot Shalom shirt. There are many jews out here who would buy them all day. MAKE THEM!
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/17/09

    @evanmc28: Go here and buy one! #tshirt
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    Image of Beans-and-Rice Beans-and-Rice
    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Hell yeah. I'll take a Big Sausage Pizza hold the salami! #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/17/09

    @Beans-and-Rice: You can contact the team through their site. #tshirt
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    Image of komododave komododave
    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Crap!! I'm so disappointed our shirt didn't make the picture cut, even after Jay professed his love for it! Substandard Racing will have to step it up for Gator-o-rama. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/15/09

    @komododave: If I could find the shirt when it came time to photograph the collection, it made the cut. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    @Murilee Martin: I thought everyone got one. You got two shirts coming for you next time then. #tshirt
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    Image of CarbonFiberFootprint CarbonFiberFootprint
    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I badly need that Shabbot Shalom and the Ritual Killings Motorsports shirts. Who would be willing to sell me examples? #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/15/09

    @CarbonFiberFootprint: You can try to contact the team through their website. #tshirt
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    Image of CarbonFiberFootprint CarbonFiberFootprint
    11/15/09

    @Murilee Martin: They did not post any contact information on their site. #tshirt
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    Image of bozoerrebbe bozoerrebbe
    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

    Well, it would be nice if the LeMons powers that be would use a holiday weekend to schedule a 24 hr race that isn't on the Jewish sabbath. While there aren't that many race fans in Monsey or Lakewood, I'm pretty sure that I could put together a Shomer Shabbas racing team that, like Walter Sobchak, doesn't roll on Shabbas.

    Maybe we could even find a Sabra to race. Here's the Sabra that Jacob Shalit races: #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/15/09


    @bozoerrebbe: There must be something in the fine print about Sabbath racing being OK in a Sabra. Though I'd prefer to see a LeMons Sussita. #tshirt
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/15/09

    @bozoerrebbe: Pick the right car, and you won't roll at all. #tshirt
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    Image of bozoerrebbe bozoerrebbe
    11/15/09

    @Murilee Martin: Back in the early 70s, the word on the Sussita (Hebrew for "little horse") was that camels and other animals found the fiberglass to be tasty.

    FWIW, Henry Ford II was a major supporter of Israel (in part due to the influence of his good friend, Max Fisher) and in the 1970s there was a small Ford plant in Israel assembling knocked down Escort kits.

    The only racing that would be permitted on Shabbas would racing to the hospital.

    Between Memorial Day, Independence Day and Labor Day, it should be possible to run a LeMons on Sunday-Monday. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/15/09

    @bozoerrebbe: Well, talk to Jay about it; if he's willing to spray-paint "No Fat Shiksas" on an Opel, he might be willing to put on a Sabbath-friendly race. #tshirt
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    11/15/09

    @bozoerrebbe: While I'm in the camp of the agnostics, there are a lot of "Christians" who think there should be a Saturday Monday session. And one of the most picturesque tracks in the country only runs on Saturday, and Monday, and that would be Lime Rock Park.

    Because of some local restrictions, Lime Rock can't hold any racing on Sunday.... Period. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/16/09

    @bozoerrebbe: Don't get too excited about Henry Ford. He was, shall we say, not entirely opposed to Hitler and they exchanged autographed photos. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/16/09

    @Novaload: He's talking about Henry Ford II, who wasn't quite the nutjob his father was. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/16/09

    @Murilee Martin: Ooops. Oh, well. Edsel was my fave Ford bro anyway. #tshirt
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    One can only hope the team JDL BMW 2002 was painted Jewish Racing Gold. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @duster_uk: We did pour an entire bottle of Manichewitz in it. Really. #tshirt
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

    I have two suggestions for your T-shirts:

    l. Tape or pin them to your garage walls.

    2. Have some quilts made from them. Then you could raffle them off and donate proceeds to charity. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @skaycog: Whoa, a quilt would be pretty damn cool. #tshirt
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    Image of sardonicbastard sardonicbastard
    11/15/09

    @skaycog: Clearly it needs to not only be a quilt, but then turned into a snuggie, so that you could comfortably wear that much awesomeness and not get cold reaching for the remote. #tshirt
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    Novaload promoted this comment sardonicbastard was starred sardonicbastard was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/16/09

    @Murilee Martin: Old t-shirts get stretchy and stretchy stuff doesn't work well on quilts. I had an old collection of 60s/early 70s Fender t-shirts--Fender has brought back some of them, but not all of them, strangely enough. We tried various ways to save them but the only one left is "The World's Favorite Love Machine" with some cartoonish birds and bees on it--after seeing the rest fail as pillows, throws and such, I can tell you that this kind of material is really made for t-shirts, period and I'm glad I didn't risk the "Love Machine" one, which is currently in hiding in the bottom of a drawer. #tshirt
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    Image of Hi_my_name_is Hi_my_name_is
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    If the Perps don't want them, I see potential in putting these bribes to good use. For each race, a pool of shirts could be put into a raffle for all attending or on the internet. Sell raffle tickets and donate the money to charity or a scholarship fund at the end of the year. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @Hi_my_name_is: Jay uses his house as the LeMons HQ warehouse, and he was running out of room for stuff like this.

    I'll probably end up giving most of these shirts away as contest prizes or something. Maybe a couple dozen I'll keep (I always wear team shirts, preferably those of IOE winners, while judging), but this quantity of T-shirts becomes a white elephant pretty fast. #tshirt
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    Image of IreneFever IreneFever
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Any team that gets a picture of a judge in a team shirt gets a get out of jail free card. Picture can only be used one time.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @IreneFever: That would give teams like Trailing Throttle Oversteer and the Turbo Schnitzels plenty of Get Out Of Jail Free cards, because I wear those shirts at races. #tshirt
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I am sad to say I lost my Faster Farms T-shirt somewhere when I moved :( #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/14/09

    @LTDScott: Have you looked in a mirror? Are you wearing it? If not, wow, you should never have taken that off. Way too cool. With "cool" meaning of course "clever, neat, and demented." #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @LTDScott: I'm sure Adrian will be selling them at Thunderhill. #tshirt
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Oh man - can I buy a copy of #61 (Frogmasters) anywhere?

    You could probably start an internet T-shirt business with these designs and do handsomely with it. #tshirt
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    Image of Erik Baer Erik Baer
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I need to buy the 'Shabbot Shallom MFers' shirt right now. Can anyone provide a link to do so? Pleaaaaaassseeee??!?!? #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @Erik Baer: The team has a website. Maybe you can contact them and get a shirt.

    Lots of teams will sell/trade you a shirt at the race, and a few offer them for sale on their websites. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    This, my friends, is why American will never fail. #tshirt
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    Image of BlueBomb BlueBomb
    11/14/09

    @Novaload: Hahaha - don't you mean CHINA will never fail? #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/14/09

    @BlueBomb: No, no, this is homegrown talent, regardless of the fabric its on. #tshirt
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    Image of BlueBomb BlueBomb
    11/15/09

    @Novaload: I'm starting a sweat shop in Manhattan like the good ole days of manufacturing. Using sweat shops abroad is killing our GNP. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/16/09

    @BlueBomb: That's very patriotic of you, sir. We have to start re-building our economy some damn where!
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    Image of AlienProbe AlienProbe
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Somebody needs to start an online store for these. Seriously. I will gladly put off paying a few bills and put my entire family on a diet of Ramen noodles for some of these shirts.

    *chants*

    eBay! eBay! eBay! #tshirt
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