Dartz Prombron White Horse Has Gold Trim, No Whale Penis

Saddle up, comrades— the next iteration of the loud and proud Russian paramilitary SUV known as the one and only Dartz Prombron is here; codename: White Horse. » 3/11/14 5:31pm 3/11/14 5:31pm

​The Five Most Fantastic Vanity Cars

The Youabaian Puma debuted earlier this week at the Los Angeles Auto Show, and I think it's great. It's hilarious, it's loud, and its logo is possibly a thong covering the globe. And that's what's great about all vanity cars – they are always unique. » 11/23/13 12:40pm 11/23/13 12:40pm

Kanye West Just Bought Two Of These Crazy Armored $1,000,000 SUVs

People revere Kanye West like he's the second coming. These people, it seems, also scare him. So much so that he bought two Dartz Prombron armored SUVs from Latvia. Is Yeezus scared? » 8/12/13 2:07pm 8/12/13 2:07pm

A Good Day To Die Hard Will Be Full Of Mercedes Vans And Trucks

Hollywood loves to disguise Budapest by adding a few extra Ladas parked on the streets, with fake communist monuments in the background and blue street signs everywhere to make it look like Moscow. Since it's a much nicer experience to shoot a movie here than over in Russia, that's exactly what they did once again… » 1/25/13 9:30am 1/25/13 9:30am

Would You Pay $750,000 For The Dictator's Pam Anderson-Approved SUV?

Sasha Baron Cohen's new flick The Dictator features the titular character driving around in a gold-plated armored SUV built by the Vodka enthusiasts at Latvian truck-maker Dartz. To celebrate the tie-up, Dartz announced a $750,000 version of their battle truck called the "Gold Aladeen Edition" after Cohen's fictitious… » 4/23/12 2:00pm 4/23/12 2:00pm

This is Sasha Baron Cohen's gold-plated SUV from "The Dictator"

Here are the first pictures and video of the gold-plated DARTZ Kombat armored trucks driven by Sasha Baron Cohen in his new film "The Dictator" — based loosely on a novel the CIA believes was written by Saddam Hussein. » 8/30/11 10:10am 8/30/11 10:10am

Sacha Baron Cohen will drive an all-gold armored truck in "The Dictator"

Only one thing could bring together Pamela Anderson, Sacha Baron Cohen, Saddam Hussein, and whale penis leather: Russian carmaker Dartz, who will provide a golden armored car for the filming of the fantasy Saddam Hussein biopic "The Dictator." » 6/27/11 2:00pm 6/27/11 2:00pm

Whale-Penis SUV Maker is Back With Rubber Tracks

Remember the Russian SUV-maker whose whale-penis upholstery gave Pam Anderson the angry shivers? They're back with a prototype go-anywhere luxo-truck. It's only a 3D model, so Russian oil barons will have to cool their heels... in Siberia. » 12/24/10 4:30pm 12/24/10 4:30pm

Russian Tuner Fucks Rolls-Royce Hood Ornament

As part of a tuning package for the Rolls-Royce Phantom, Russian tuner Dartz (they of the whale penis interior) replaced the storied "Spirit of Ecstasy" hood ornament with a couple engaged in sexual relations. It's dubbed the "Spirit of Xtasy." » 11/29/10 1:30pm 11/29/10 1:30pm

Pamela Anderson, Putin, And Vodka: A Russian SUV Manifesto

Crazy Russian carmaker Dartz, who gained notoriety when Pam Anderson protested their whale penis leather interior, sent us this long manifesto about the golden-locked bombshell with these first pics of their Dartz Prombron Red Diamond and James Bond car. Enjoy. » 6/15/10 1:00pm 6/15/10 1:00pm

Russians Building James Bond-Inspired Golden Car

The Ruskie wildmen at Dartz, not content resting on their formerly-whale-penis-leathered laurels, are prepping a James Bond-inspired, gold-encrusted armored SUV complete with seats from Boris Yeltsin's plane. Act now and they'll throw in an actual golden gun with gold bullets. » 5/03/10 10:30am 5/03/10 10:30am

Dartz Invents "Whale Safe" Fake Whale Penis Leather Interior

Dartz, the infamous Russian auto tuners who dropped plans for a whale penis leather-lined SUV after Pamela Anderson freaked out, have created a vinyl imitating the feel of whale leather without the need to skin whale phallus. » 3/23/10 9:30am 3/23/10 9:30am

Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal

The whole Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition with whale penis leather saga continues the weirdness. After announcing they'd nip the penis leather interior following outrage from PETA and Pam Anderson, they've built a "Penisgaurd" Volga to demonstrate their whale-penis-love. » 12/09/09 4:45pm 12/09/09 4:45pm