What if there was a way to add about, oh, I don't know, a bunch of horsepower and torque to a car that didn't have it all to begin with. You wouldn't have to turn a single wrench — or even know what a "wrench" was — and the only mechanical knowledge you'd need is knowing what an OBD port was and where to find it.

Because Audi hates joy and freedom, they won't sell the RS4 Avant here in the USA. Our friends over at Quattroworld just saw an RS4 Avant here in the USA. Wait, what?

The B5 Audi RS4 had a bi-turbocharged 2.7-liter six producing 381 horsepower. The B7 Audi RS4 had a 4.2-liter naturally aspirated V8 producing 420 horsepower. The B8 Audi RS4 has a naturally aspirated 4.2-liter V8 producing 450 horsepower. But is that the whole story? No, it is not.

This is the Players Audi RS4 Avant "RS SYCO," dolled up in Lamborghini orange and sitting on Rotiform SNA rims. Stephen Brooks filmed it gliding through Paris for no particular reason other than to look damn cool.

We already know some of the leaked specs of the upcoming Audi RS4 Avant, but now we know what its bumper looks like. Basically, now we possibly know what the next RS4 looks like.

Details on the next Audi RS4 Avant have leaked out: it's sticking with a naturally-aspirated 4.2 liter V8, putting out 450 horsepower through Audi's dual-clutch, 7-speed, S-tronic gearbox. The worldwide debut will be at the Geneva Motor Show in March.

Although that might look like an S4 Avant, our friends at Carscoop tell us to take a closer look at the heavily-blistered front and rear wheel arches. You'll see the same dark 20-inch alloy rims found on the RS5 Coupe, as well as a modified front bumper with different air vents to supply additional cooling to the…

Every car nut dreams of building the ultimate garage and showing it off to friends/forum members/strangers. This Audi aficionado's garage is impressive, but let's be honest, it's really all about that sexy RS2.

The video junkies at Fast Lane Daily spotted this wide-body A6 and, after much mental exercise, are convinced it's a development mule for the 2012 Audi RS4. Why? You'll have to ask them. [Fast Lane Daily]

We've seen the 2010 Audi RS5 running around in camouflage ahead of a Frankfurt unveiling, but the next-gen Audi RS4's been conspicuously absent in development. For good reason. It's probably not coming.