Comedian Will Sasso, previously known as the best thing about MADtv, is quickly conquering yet another medium: The Internet.

Grab your human growth hormone because it's Ferrari buying time. The Governator may not be governating anymore, but someone's selling his old Ferrari 360 Spider for an Ahnuld-sized price.

Governor Arnold was so excited. The cutest boy in the G8, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, was coming to pick him up for a date. He even borrowed his dad's Chaika! Schwarzenegger was the happiest girl in the Russian Federation.

In California, 85,000 owners of the Toyota Prius and two other hybrids were granted special stickers providing access to High-Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes, even with a single occupant in the car. That all ends on January 1st.

We're here at the 2009 SAE World Congress in Detroit, where California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up for the "100 MPG" Raser Electric Hummer H3 unveiling. Which, incidentally, does not actually get 100 MPG.

(Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, shown next to an Audi TT RS, made a surprise visit to the Geneva Motor Show. — Audi PR)

With temperatures edging into the triples across the sunshiny golden state, the Governator has declared a heat emergency. Mr. Freeze Schwarzenegger has ordered cooling centers for overheated citizens open in ten California counties. And even though Al Gore's kid is likely blasting the AC while traveling down Interstate …