Oh No, NASCAR Offended The Glutens! Over 14,000 People Can't Take A Joke

NBC just put out a brilliant ad for NASCAR that is the perfect ultra-'Murican celebration of everything hilarious and rad about the sport. However, the Internet Offense Squad got so up in arms about the ad's line about gluten that they're now petitioning for its removal. » 2/01/15 11:32am 3 minutes ago

This Car Wash Just Set A Video Of Its Destruction To Its Own Jingle

When a customer confuses the gas for the brake, allowing them to drive completely straight through your beautiful, expensive car wash, leaving a path of wanton destruction in their wake, you'd expect the proprietors to be upset. Not at the Quick Quack Car Wash. They took the video, set it to music, and perfection was… » 1/14/15 2:34pm 1/14/15 2:34pm

Cadillac Is The One Car Company That Doesn't Need More Car People

Cadillac is moving to New York, and there's been some consternation about that. It's abandoning America's Motor City, it's turning its back on everything it does best, and, perhaps the most pernicious accusation of all, it doesn't need the gearhead. But that last accusation is true, and we should be rejoicing. » 12/09/14 3:10pm 12/09/14 3:10pm