Some Norwegian politicos seem to have let all of those Burzum records go to their head and are intent on killing the…
Westlake, California, February 3, 2007. Apparently the Russian uber-multinational is going to save us American…
Some of us here at Jalopnik exist in the form of smokers. We're stupid, we know, but it is not our fault. To…
Has anyone gone out and tried to fill up today? If you're in the Midwest, you're paying anywhere between $2.80 and…
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Methyl tertiary butyl ether and California used to be tight like Walter and The Dude. But then MTBE got all…
We've often joked with CTE that activists who oppose our activities in the Middle East shouldn't be screaming, "No…
Man, this web ad takes us back to the time we saw a crack whore giving an exceedingly well-hung man a blowjob behind…
DCX's Chrysler Group has decided to kill two birds with one stone: #1, they've stuck a Tabasco-coated thumb in the…
Somehow we picture Fed Head Alan Greenspan with a Billy Gibbons-length beard, tokin' on a fat doobie, mellowing out…
We used to have a boss who had a tendency to wear a Promise Keepers shirt. Frankly, that always creeped us out…
With most of the news about consumer-level gas prices sounding like a 1970s disaster movie — and per-barrel prices…
It could have been a storyline from "The Twilight Zone," minus Rod Serling's Lucky Strike—fueled monologue.…
While over sixty-one bucks a barrel ain't exactly change for chumps, at this point, we'll take what we can get.…
With all of the Rita-induced gridlock on northbound Texas freeways, many people have taken to pushing their vehicles…
We're not exactly sure why this happened, but we know that in the wake of Katrina and the impending onslaught of…
So Vic Bondi's Chicago hardcore dream hasn't quite come true, but if you're considering the purchase of a certain…
Interestingly, a gallon of gas, in real dollars, is now less expensive than a pack of smokes. In the 1940s, both…
We should've known this was a parody as soon as we saw the BP logo lift. But alas, we're gullible like that. It was…
Being eager, but basically cheap and lazy Mac users, we've yet to upgrade to the new widgetified Apple OSX 10.4,…
We reported yesterday about the basic concept behind Homogeneous Charge Compression Ignition, but AutoWeek's got a…