Turkey Builds The Happiest Goddamn Looking Truck In The World

On Thanksgiving, I like to feature a car from Turkey, because Turkey is a place that builds cars and turkey is a bird we traditionally eat on this day and I’m an idiot, at heart. So, on this Thanksgiving I’m delighted to present to you the Turcoto Uveyk, the happiest-goddamn looking truck in the world. »Thursday 1:00pm11/26/15 1:00pm


Here's Some Of The Worst Monster Truck Names Ever

Just like it says in the Constitution, monster truck ownership is a privilege, not a right. That means there’s a certain obligation on the monster truck owner to hold up their end of the deal, and one crucial part of that responsibility is to give your monster truck a bitchin’ name. Here’s five that failed to do just… »Tuesday 3:53pm11/24/15 3:53pm

Five New Car Brands That Aren't Real, But Should Be

It would seem like we have plenty of car makers to pick from, but here in the US, I can’t help but always feel that there’s all sorts of holes left in the market. Most people keep getting shunted to the same half-dozen or so brands, and as a result we end up with streets full of remarkably homogenous cars. Maybe we… »10/06/15 8:00pm10/06/15 8:00pm

The VW Beetle Can Be Driven On Land, Sea, And Air

I think it’s safe to say most of us are primarily land-car drivers. There’s just something about dry land that’s great for driving — the existence of roads, the difficulties of drowning or plummeting — I’m a fan. But a car that can go on land, and, say, water, that’s amazing. A car that can fly — also amazing. One… »9/18/15 6:05pm9/18/15 6:05pm

Max Hardigrew Car Mystery, Volume 1: The Cannibal Cabal

The wet slap of a raw steak smacking a human face echoed across the courtyard as the constable made his way to Max Hardigrew’s estate, a rambling collection of 70 or so old Winnebagos connected via ramshackle wooden hallways. The constable needed Hardigrew’s help now more than ever, though he was never fond of… »9/08/15 10:40pm9/08/15 10:40pm

These Are The 10 Least-Requested Options And Packages For New Cars

Buying a new car usually means having to pick from a bewildering array of options and option packages. At least that’s what I’m told by my friends who still have and use American money, as opposed to the Space Credits I foolishly converted all of my funds to. I did some research on these options, and found the least… »8/31/15 9:40pm8/31/15 9:40pm

Weird Tech Friday: The Rolligon, For When You Want To Run Yourself Over

Driving where there aren’t roads is never easy. Roadless places are full of sharp rocks, loose surfaces, couches, and screaming people. Happily, one guy watching Eskimos move huge piles of meat figured out a solution to all these issues, and it’s nice and bonkers-looking as a bonus. They’re called Rolligons. »8/14/15 3:30pm8/14/15 3:30pm