What happens when two veteran Nürburgring pilots take to the track in two of the world's very best sports cars? If it's caught on video, it means plenty of sound and fury for us to enjoy.

Just as soon as we'd lamented the loss of Sabine Schmitz's BMW M5 Ring Taxi she announces she's giving out rides in the Frikadeli Porsche 911 GT3 RS Race Taxi. The price is $730, but worth it.

Reports of the Ring Taxi's demise — formerly shuttling enthusiasts around the Nürburgring under control of blonde motoring goddess Sabine Schmitz — were half right. Schmitz and her M5 are gone, with inferior Sabine-less BMW M3 Nürburgring Taxis replacing it. Update!

Thanks to a financially shaky public-private deal, the Nürburgring complex is under threat from 350 million euros in debt. This German TV report shows how the private managers have responded — by strong-arming business from locals, including Sabine Schmitz. [SaveTheRing.org]

A couple weeks back, we shared the video of Nürburgring taxi star Sabine Schmitz calling the Corvette Z06 "castrated." Now South Africa's Car magazine has posted the full clip, showing how Sabine located the Corvette's testicular fortitude.

A 1970 Corvette responds to Sabine Schmitz's recent emasculating comment the best way it knows how. [DragTimes via Hell For Motors]

When South Africa's CAR magazine held its annual shootout with 12 sports cars, it recruited famed Nürburgring taxi driver Sabine Schmitz as a guest evaluator. She found the Corvette missing two pieces of normally standard equipment.

If you didn't believe us last month when we said you need to Save The Nürburgring, perhaps you'll listen to the lovely and talented Sabine Schmitz and then join the Save The Ring Facebook page.

Sabine's been around the track, so she knew this busty blonde wasn't faking it. You can fake the sound, but you can't fake the face. This gal from CAR was climaxing, and they hadn't even hit the back straight.