Drunk Smalltown Beauty Queen Wrecks Her PT Cruiser And Knocks Out…

Sarah Richardson is a model citizen of Las Cruces, N.M. She's a beauty queen, she volunteers in the community, and she may even want world peace. But she ended up disturbing the peace the other day when she allegedly got drunk and crashed her car into a light pole. » 12/19/12 3:40pm 12/19/12 3:40pm

I Hope This Is The World's Only Harry Potter-Themed PT Cruiser

Just when you thought it was impossible to find that perfect car, the Ministry of Magic saw fit to release this gem upon the Muggle world. Quit waiting for MTV's Pimp My Ride to visit your home. It's available on Autotrader in the U.K. » 5/04/12 4:30pm 5/04/12 4:30pm

Naked Man In PT Cruiser Goes On Shooting Rampage

The streets of East St. Louis were filled with screams and gunfire this morning as a naked man with an AK-47 went on a shooting rampage from behind the wheel of a stolen PT Cruiser Convertible. » 10/12/10 4:30pm 10/12/10 4:30pm

The woman who was shot is expected to be fine. The motive and name of the carjacker/shooter have yet to be released, but…

How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?

Last year the Chrysler PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Series 5 was unveiled on Detroit's Woodward Avenue. Now, on the day we find out it's not-yet-dead, we finally answer the only question we had: How much does that billet grille weigh? » 7/31/09 12:30pm 7/31/09 12:30pm

Chrysler Flip-Flops, Announces PT Cruiser Will Remain In Production

Despite initially announcing otherwise, Chrysler says today that the Bryan Nesbitt-designed PT Cruiser, the most dangerous new small car in the U.S., will unfortunately remain in production. Well, you win some and you lose some. » 7/31/09 9:45am 7/31/09 9:45am

Possible PT Cruiser Of The Future Rendered... For Some Reason

Though we're fairly sure that the PT Cruiser » 10/10/08 1:20pm 10/10/08 1:20pm is out after the 2009 model year, with no further signs of life, the drafters over at went ahead and penned some futuristic versions of a next-generation PT Cruiser that no one's expecting, ever. Maybe Ze Germans are just having some fun, as is their way, or maybe no one…

2009 Chrysler PT Dream Cruiser Series 5 Debuts, Blinds Us With…

Chrysler revealed its latest special edition vehicle ahead of this Saturday's Woodward Dream Cruise this morning at Duggan's Irish Pub on Woodward Avenue — the 2009 Chrysler PT Dream Cruiser Series 5. As the name suggests, it's the 5th version of the PT Cruiser to be revealed at the Woodward Dream Cruise. And, like the … » 8/12/08 10:00am 8/12/08 10:00am

Want To Ensure Absolute Impartiality From The LeMons Judges?

Since we put out the word that justice can be purchased at the 24 Hours of LeMons South, some teams became quite innovative about the methods used to make sure that the Bullshit Inspection judges take a reasonable approach to the determination of car value. Taping $5 bills under the hood certainly gets our attention!
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Random Blogger Explains Why PT Cruisers Should Be Purged From World

While we're not quite so disinclined towards the little faux-retro econoboxes ourselves, a writer over at BrooWaha makes a fairly convincing case for the theory that the "PT Cruiser has murdered taste and massacred better judgement, all the while asphyxiating our culture's collective memory." Strong words for a car with… » 12/18/07 6:00pm 12/18/07 6:00pm