How do you make a Corvette look like a Ferrari? You skip that garish, unconvincing bodykit and stick an engine under its big glass rear window, that's how. Then you profit.

What happens when you take a salvaged US Navy jet engine out of a Banshee fighter jet and stuff it into a '67 Mustang fastback? You get "The Krispy Kritter," and it's for sale!

A modified car is a very personal choice. Do what you want to it, it doesn't hurt anyone. Unless you make a Ford Expedition that appears to be eating a Mercedes E-Class for some unknown reason. Then you hurt everyone.

A good rule of thumb for car tuning, and life in general, is that just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do something. This "completely custom" Mazda is proof of this rule. It's also proof that Monster Energy drinks will destroy your brain eventually.

Making a ridiculous ad on Craigslist has emerged as a kind of art form for the new millenium. Besides having a practical purpose — helping someone unload whatever loathsome piece of crap they happen to drive — they also serve to give us Internet-people some much-needed LOLs. Maybe they'll be deemed worthy enough for…

What's better than two Pontiac Grand-Ams? I know, I know, you're having a hard time thinking of something. Well how about this: Two Pontiacs that have been melded into one BUT you can still drive them separately. My brain has now exploded.

The Internet: it’s a good place to buy a mustache or meet a goat prostitute, but is it a good place to sell your car? Jalopnik readers know ten ads that indicate yes.

I'll give you a pass if you don't immediately remember the Suzuki X-90, the petite mini-SUV that replaced the beloved Suzuki Samurai but only stuck around for two production years. I guarantee you won't forget this one, however, because it has some serious American muscle under its hood.

Some of the greatest car ads of all time have nothing to do with big car companies and ad agencies. They can come from one dude, some Photoshop, and maybe a video camera.

What if I told you there was an eight-cylinder, dual-clutch, four-wheel-drive, four-wheel-steer Ford on Craigslist right now? What if I told you it had dual controls? What if I told you it was made out of two Escorts?