About six million years ago, back when Chrysler was a province of the Kingdom of Prussia, specialty builder ASC created the droptop Chrysler 300 Helios concept. Since then, others have built convertible conversions. Now, in time for SEMA '11, there's a new one.

Yesterday's uncovering of the 2011 Chrysler 300C set our commenters to photochopping, but it raised a serious question: What of the craftsmen who convert today's 300Cs into Diamonique Rolls Royces? How will they pursue their operatic passion? (H/t to Steve!)

Ever been to a Ryan's Buffet? You pay a flat rate, then get to pick from four or five food bars that encourage unfortunate combinations and huge portions, all ending in regret. Anyway, here's the 2011 Chrysler 300C. [Straightline]

With a heavily revamped 2011 Chrysler 300 coming shortly, here's another blurry shot of the old photo of the supposed new grille on the new "Confidential" Chrysler service contracts price guide. Oh, those dealers! (H/t to Stéphane!) [Facebook via Examiner]

What's funnier, the "IM HIGH" license plate on this "customized" Chrysler 300, or that the car is pacing a Rocawear truck? (Hat tip to Paul!)

Probably because we called it the Chrysler Guido and made fun of them for having nothing, the clever folks at Chrysler inserted what looks like one pic of the 2012/2013 300C into a boring video behind the Guido.

Chrysler's Italian masters at Fiat fired BBDO Detroit, bringing in an Italian agency to do one commercial for the 300C gansgter-mobile. The ad stars Mikhail Gorbachev and calls for Myanmar's Aung San Suu Kyi's release. My name is-what the fuck?

Chrysler's Viability Plan earlier this year revealed the design direction for the 2011 Chrysler 300C. Now, thanks to Chrysler PR, we've got a partial view of the new Detroit gangsta-mobile's rump.

In addition to the 2010 Jeep Grand Cherokee in the Chrysler viability plan, there's also this rendering of the 2010 Chrysler 300C. Great, Chrysler's now breaking their own embargo.