These Cars Scream MAGA

I have made a terrible realization. Every car is a MAGA car now. So many goddamn people voted for Trump's second term on November 5 that it's impossible to say what is a MAGA car and what isn't a MAGA car, so that's something we're all going to have to deal with. Still, some cars are still certainly more MAGA-forward than others, and that's what led me to my question from earlier this week.

I wanted to know what you thought the most MAGA car was. What car, the second you see it, lets you know exactly what its driver thinks about women and minorities. What car screams "I need an excuse to be terrible in public, and I don't care who gets hurt?" We've got some really solid answers here from all over the automotive spectrum. Big trucks, Teslas and late-model American cars are littered throughout this list.

For what it's worth, I'm a classic soyboy libcuck, and there are a ton of cars on this slideshow that I like. That means you shouldn't feel too bad if something you dig has been submitted as a car that lets everyone know women aren't safe around you.

Anyway, get clicking to check out what cars your fellow Jalops believe is the most "MAGA."

A 1998 Dodge Ram with a lift kit, rust so bad parts are falling off, and sporting both American and Rebel flags hanging off the back unironically with a driver who thinks the narcissist with a golden toilet gives a shit about him.

Submitted by: Midlife Miata Driver

This isn't the answer, but just came here to say that, after pick-up trucks, I tend to see the most MAGA/no step on snek/FJB stuff on older minivans. Maybe just coincidental in my area.

Submitted by: ItsDeke

Something built to look capable, but without the engineering to back it up. Claims to be all American, but is fully built elsewhere. Materials may look nice at a distance, but up close they're cheap and tacky. Costs way more than it should.

A Jeep Compass.

Submitted by: TheSchart

Pulls the DUI list (from 2022)...

10. Ford Contour – 2.92 percent

9. Dodge Dakota – 2.94 percent

8. GMC Sierra – 3.01 percent

7. Chevrolet Silverado – 3.02 percent

6. Toyota Tacoma – 3.08 percent

5. GMC Sonoma – 3.09 percent

4. Audi A4 – 3.28 percent

3. Chevrolet S-Series Trucks – 3.47 percent

2. Subaru WRX – 4.1 percent

1. Dodge Ram 2500 – 4.95 percent

Apart from the Contours I never see, I've seen Trump stickers, or MAGA hats getting out of all but 1 of these cars regularly. I assume because WRX drivers can no longer vote, as felons.

Submitted by: PotbellyJoe and 42 others

Car?

Drawing a blank.

Truck?

Where to start?

The only car I've ever seen with MAGA sticker was back in 2016 when I was visiting my mom in Florida and I saw a Grand Marquis driven by Mathuselah's Grandfather (e.g. so a little young for that area of Florida) that he likely bought new when he retired in 1986. The MAGA sticker was plastered over a Romney which was on top of a McCain, which was on top of a .... It was like Geological eras of Republican Candidates.

Submitted by: hoser68

Car? Any Challenger/Charger.

Truck? Any full size Dodge, Ford or GM truck with a lift. Better than average odds it's got a diesel and at least one other gun, 2A, We The People, salt-life or FloGrown striker on it.

Honorable (ironic) mention here in FL: Any one of a thousand white Nissan Rouges, Kias, and Lexus SUVs — from the proud "America first" car buyers.

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Judging by the election results, 50.3% of all cars on the road are MAGA cars.

Submitted by: ReluctantFloroidaMan & Robin Masters

CVPI

Submitted by: dustynnguyendood

Ignoring obvious modified vehicles like brodozers – less obvious stock answer is something like a Grand Cherokee Trackhawk – expensive 700 hp SUV that gets terrible MPG, is useless off-road, has basically the same interior as a base spec Laredo, and will never be used on a track.

Submitted by: TJ996

A filthy 20 year old Cadillac with peeling clearcoat, a drooping headliner, rolling on one donut and one whitewall, driven by an older overweight cis white guy with a shaved head, goatee, and wraparound shades. Inside the vehicle smells like Burger King farts and tobacco smoke. Actually, I think I just described the Most American Vehicle. We're doomed.

Submitted by: Scotty J

Gaudy, gutless gas guzzler, at it's "performance" prime in the 1980s but is now old and broken down, parked with sagging doors and flat tires in the front yard, longing for the glory days and believing some dipshit with more money than brains will come along and make you great again.

Submitted by: Gin and Panic

Saw this car in Miami prior to the election

Submitted by: dr.porschephile

Any Tesla. Dude owns it and made billions on its stock thanks to the trump stock surge, so he deserves that his vehicles proudly display the MAGA moniker.

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Now that Musk's politics is common knowledge, literally any Tesla.

Submitted by: GTO62 & J-BodyBuilder

It's barely running because America has largely screwed over the working class (MAGA included), it has some horrid Pep Boys "accessories" because people are so good at blindly wasting money on "cheap" plastic stuff made in China, but it allows him or her to feel like they have some semblance of control over their shitty situation. They just left McDonalds with a car full of overweight Americans and the cycle just keeps on rollin

Submitted by: SantaCruzin6

A 2018 Hyundai Elantra purchased from a rental company at an insane interest rate because they lack the ability to manage or plan for the future. Payments are over $500/mo on an extended loan for a car that retailed for around $21k. Having successfully backed themselves into a financial hole, maintenance and repairs on this overpriced economy car fall to the wayside, fully destroying any value the car would have for them going forward.

Blames their lack of money on whatever the Russian bot-farm / conservative media is currently telling them is the cause of all their problems rather than admit they got played by the sales and finance team.

Submitted by: Chad Wilson

You forgot to include a 1940 Mercedes 6-wheeler parade car; armored of course.

Submitted by: Kubelkobold

Squatted pickup rolling coal

Submitted by: Half Man Half Bear Half Pig