It's Christmas evening and you've now had time to open all your presents. What's the best gift you've received? Is it a tool, is it a video game, is it a car, is it the love and warmth of your family? I kid, of course, because we all know it's something you can screw around with.

The US Postal Service is famous for their creed "neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

And now, it's time for your heartwarming car-related Christmas story, ladies and gentlemen. Get those hankies ready.

Christmas is just around the corner, Jalops! Hopefully you've finished all your shopping by now, including signing a surprise lease on that Lexus SUV for your spouse and buying a huge red bow to put it on it.

Come on Holland Tunnel. We know an easy flow of traffic is too much to ask, but did you have to put the ‘A' of the Christmas tree over the wrong letter?

I generally don't wish ill on anyone, but given the chance, I'd probably put my fist through the skull of whoever invented those Lexus ads they run around the holidays.

It's a little advertising-ey, but this BMW Christmastime ad is kind of charming.

If you're a good person living in the suburbs, you'll have already decked out your house with the latest in Christmas decoration technology.

Over the past few years, current Lotus driver Kimi Raikkonen has emerged as one of our favorite drivers in all of Formula One.

Japanese tuners are a mischievous bunch, what with their zany paint jobs, tiny hellaflush wheels, obscenely loud exhaust systems and everything else they do.