This is the Only Way You Should Be Decorating Your Christmas Tree

Are you one of those last-minute shoppers? Have you experienced a Christmas tree mishap? Were you so busy with actually living life that you completely forgot to decorate for the holidays this year, only to find that you’ll be having company? Well, folks, we’ve got the instructional how-to video for you!

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Do you remember Jack Lumber, the fine fellow who threw his $200,000 Porsche 911 GT3 RS through a gravel pit? He’s back with another incredible video: using his beautiful Porsche to buy—and then set up—his Christmas tree. Trust me, you do not want to miss this.

This is the only way I want to see anyone decorating their trees from now on.

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calbearsfan99
CalBearsFan99

I guess there’s a point when you earn enough to not care about car paint or underbody damage repairs.