This Ferrari Parked Across Two Spots Isn't An Asshat

Here's a Ferrari 456 parked across two spots, one of which happens to be a handicapped space. The thing is, this driver isn't an asshat, and there's one simple reason why: He's driving a Ferrari 456. This is a service to society. » 3/19/15 3:00pm 3/19/15 3:00pm

This Supercut Of South Carolina's Stupidest, Angriest Drivers Is Amazing

Everyone thinks the drivers where they live are the worst drivers in the world. While the usual offenders seem to be in Russia, China and Florida, this supercut makes me wonder if South Carolina should be a top contender as well. » 3/13/15 3:38pm 3/13/15 3:38pm

Cops Use Road Rage Video To Track Down Brake-Checking WRX Assclown

Here's the thing about life in 2015: we have cameras following us everywhere. This means maybe you should think twice before throwing shit at other drivers on the highway and brake-checking them in your sweet Subaru WRX hatchback. » 3/10/15 12:36pm 3/10/15 12:36pm

How Not To Explain Why You Crashed Your Car, Via This BMW Asshat

There's a right way to explain your car-crunching misdeeds and there's a hilariously wrong way, courtesy of the asshat who launched his BMW M4 sideways over the median leaving Cars and Coffee the other day. » 1/05/15 1:36pm 1/05/15 1:36pm

This Asshat BMW M4 Crash Is Why Cars And Coffee Gets Cancelled

This idiot losing control of a new BMW M4 over a median is why you don't try and show off when you're leaving Cars and Coffee. Actually no, there's an even better reason. » 1/05/15 9:45am 1/05/15 9:45am

Video Shows Asshole Claiming To Drive Koenigsegg 213 MPH On Highway

There's that stupid thing you did as a kid, and then there's endangering the lives of every single person around you on the road, as you hurtle like a missile at a claimed 213 MPH down a suburban highway in a Koenigsegg. This video is the latter. » 12/18/14 9:40am 12/18/14 9:40am

Ten Assholes You Meet At Every Car Show

If you have the misfortune of encountering one of these assclowns at your local Cars & Coffee, Concours D'Elegance or wherever, do not engage. I repeat, do not engage. » 12/15/14 11:07am 12/15/14 11:07am

Worst Track Video In The Universe Proves Why People Hate GT-R Owners

Now, I know that we Jalopnik writers love us some hyperbole. Everything here is "crazy" and "insane" and full of things we "can't stop watching." But let's put all that aside for a second, friends. Let me be completely honest with you. This track day video has the worst driving I have ever seen. » 10/16/14 1:55pm 10/16/14 1:55pm

Disabled Student Denied Handicapped Parking Because She Drives A Hearse

The Jalopnik community is not shy about calling out asshats who park in handicapped spots when they are not supposed to. Now there are some asshats that won't let a disabled college student park in in the handicapped spot, because they don't like her car. » 9/28/14 11:00am 9/28/14 11:00am

Jeep Driver Gets Best Revenge Ever On Asshat Corvette Parker

Corvettes are cool. But are they the level of cool where they can park across two spaces and nobody will care? Apparently not, as one Jeep-driving Redditor proved with the best revenge on an asshat parker that we've ever seen. » 9/25/14 9:02am 9/25/14 9:02am

Massholes: Boston Has The Worst Drivers In America

A round of congratulations is in order for Boston, which just supplanted Washington D.C. as the home to America's absolute worst drivers. Great job, Boston! » 8/26/14 10:22am 8/26/14 10:22am

Camaro Driver Does Donuts On The Golden Gate Bridge

The same weekend that hundreds of muscle cars shut down two highways at the same time in the East Bay, one brazen Camaro whipped donuts on the Golden Gate Bridge. This is a landmark moment in sideshow history. » 8/20/14 9:00pm 8/20/14 9:00pm

Over A Hundred Muscle Cars Shut Down Multiple Bay Area Highways At Once

Shutting down an intersection in the East Bay for a donut-filled sideshow is nothing new. Shutting down two highways and the country's fifth-busiest port all at once is a different story. » 8/19/14 2:17pm 8/19/14 2:17pm

NYC Man Vandalizes Parked Cars, Can't Spell "Shitbag"

In today's edition of "two wrongs don't make a right" a man in Queens, NY vandalized two cars Tuesday night because he allegedly didn't like their parking skills. I don't like bad parking as much as the next guy but this is a little bit ridiculous. » 7/24/14 1:15pm 7/24/14 1:15pm

Watch A Furious Wife Destroy A Miata With A Hammer

Warning: The video you are about to watch will deeply upset your Jalop sensibilities. If you have small children, tell them to go play in another room for a few minutes. They don't need to see this. » 6/11/14 10:56am 6/11/14 10:56am

Ferrari Asshat Gets Basically No Punishment For 7th DUI And Cop Chase

After being convicted of his seventh drunken driving charge, and leading police on a chase, AND crashing his Ferrari 360 into a house and a parked car, you'd think the judge would lock up Washington State man Shaun Goodman and throw away the key. You'd be wrong. » 5/21/14 4:51pm 5/21/14 4:51pm

Idiot Car Burglar Tries Dumbest Strategy Ever To Avoid Jail

Let's say a guy breaks into your car. He gets caught and seems headed to jail. Then he calls you and says he'll give you $500 if you pretend to be friends with him, and that's how his fingerprints ended up in your car. What would you say to him? » 5/21/14 10:28am 5/21/14 10:28am

You Won't Believe These Insane Dodge Charger Hagwalah Drifts

You know how it is in Saudi Arabia: You're just driving along, minding your own business and trying to avoid the camels, when ALL OF A SUDDEN some yahoos in a Dodge Charger start Hagwalah-ing all over the damn road. » 5/19/14 5:38pm 5/19/14 5:38pm