Saintly BMW Driver Caught Up In Blameless Freak Accident

Screengrab via YouTube

I have no idea how this could have happened.

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The owner of the dashcam was just minding their own business, following a school bus, when all of a sudden Mother Teresa in a BMW needed to inexplicably be in front of said Dashcam Owner. The driver got ahead, sure, but didn’t account for the median that was hidden behind the bus.

The BMW straddled the median, effectively beaching itself, and then it was all over pretty quickly.

The door opened (careful, don’t wanna scrape it!). He emerged. He flung off his sunglasses in a rage because you were supposed to help me see better than this! GODDAMMIT!

Hopefully, somebody will get to the bottom of this crash. I’d hate to see this BMW driver punished for a crime he didn’t commit.

(H/t to Paulo and Reddit)

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