The Top 33 Lemons of the Cain't Git Bayou 24 Hours of LeMons

The LeMons race season has entered a particularly crazy stretch, due to the break triggered by Chief Perp Lamm's wedding, and so we have races on back-to-back weekends. Here are the results from last weekend's New Orleans event. » 5/08/10 12:30am 5/08/10 12:30am

And the Real Winner Is...

Yes, a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia with a Hitchhiker's Guide theme defied the odds and took the 2010 Cain't Git Bayou 24 Hours of LeMons Index of Effluency trophy. » 5/02/10 6:50pm 5/02/10 6:50pm

And The Winner Is...

While Eyesore Racing has managed to take three winner-on-laps LeMons trophies, we never believed any other team could do it more than once. We were proved wrong today, when the Texas-winning Race Hard Race Ugly BMW 325iS triumphed. » 5/02/10 6:45pm 5/02/10 6:45pm

Cajun E30 Bashes Wall 200 Feet Into Race, Gets Field Expedient Frame…

In past races, those Cajun chefs have been more proficient with the seasonings than with the steering wheel. Black flags aplenty! Not this time, though— we started the day with their two E30s in the top ten. Then, disaster! » 5/02/10 12:30pm 5/02/10 12:30pm

Better RX-7 Burnouts, With The Help of a Block of Wood: LeMons Line…

Falling squarely into the "Don't try this at home" department comes the latest ill-advised engineering breakthrough: LeMons Line-Lock! Say you're taking your LeMons RX-7 drag racing and want to show those 900-horsepower Novas some real burnout action. Here's how! » 5/02/10 2:30am 5/02/10 2:30am

GT $500 Celica Leads, But Breaks Axle Drag Racing

We just got back to the hotel after plowing through another crawfish feast served by the Chauvin Cajuns... which we really needed after all the excitement of the day's racing. The Celica that won last year leads... for the moment. » 5/02/10 1:30am 5/02/10 1:30am

Baksheesh, Jambalaya, and a Hemi: BS Inspections at the Cain't Git…

We just finished a huge meal of serious jambalaya, courtesy of those E30-drivin' Cajuns from Chauvin, Louisiana, and that capped a long, humid day of busting cheaters and rewarding the effluent. » 5/01/10 2:00am 5/01/10 2:00am

It's On: Hemi Saratoga versus Mazda RX-7 Drag Race Grudge Match!

Here at the Cain't Git Bayou 24 Hours of LeMons, at No Problem Raceway in Belle Rose, Louisiana, we just saw our first-ever Hemi-powered Chrysler. Since there's a dragstrip here, the quarter-mile trash-talking started immediately. » 5/01/10 1:00am 5/01/10 1:00am

The 2009 24 Hours Of LeMons Season Wrapup: IOE, Organizer's Choice, and…

We've seen the future of LeMons racing, but it seems only right that we wrap up 2009 with a look at the champions of the past season of 24 Hours Of LeMons events. » 12/27/09 5:00pm 12/27/09 5:00pm

24 Hours Of LeMons 2009 Organizer's Choice Winners

The Organizer's Choice (formerly People's Choice) trophy goes to the team that, in the eyes of the Chief Perp, really gets the point of the 24 Hours Of LeMons. » 12/27/09 4:55pm 12/27/09 4:55pm

24 Hours Of LeMons 2009 Season Overall Winners

Even though we tend to emphasize the Index Of Effluency winners, the team that takes the overall win at a LeMons race has accomplished the nearly impossible: keeping a $500 car running all weekend and avoiding penalties. » 12/27/09 4:55pm 12/27/09 4:55pm

V12 Edsel vs Citroën vs Marlin vs Much More: Get Ready For a New…

We saw some awesome machinery take to the track during the 2009 24 Hours Of LeMons season, but that was just a warm-up for the onslaught of great race cars we can expect during the 2010 season. » 12/27/09 3:00pm 12/27/09 3:00pm

LeMons Legends: Some of Our Favorite 24 Hours of LeMons Cars From 2009

There's been a lot of talk at LeMons HQ about organizing a LeMons Hall Of Fame, but nobody agrees on the half-dozen or so cars that deserve first-round acceptance. Let's look at 41 LeMons Legends from the '09 season instead! » 12/19/09 6:00pm 12/19/09 6:00pm

24 Hours Of LeMons 2009 Season Awards: BMW Takes Constructor Champion…

With ten races during the 2009 season, 24 Hours Of LeMons HQ decided it was time to deal out season awards. They even used some sort of pseudo-scientific point system to determine the winners, which gave BMW a big win. » 12/06/09 12:00pm 12/06/09 12:00pm

Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindly dumped given his collection on to me. » 11/14/09 11:00am 11/14/09 11:00am

A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes

After the judicial bribes, one of the things we love best about the 24 Hours Of LeMons is the way many of the teams dress for the occasion. » 7/19/09 2:30pm 7/19/09 2:30pm

The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 3

» 6/20/09 12:00pm 6/20/09 12:00pm
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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans Über Gallery, Part 6

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Über Gallery Part 1
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The 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans 2009 Über Gallery

The 24 Hours Of LeMons Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez event, which took place at Belle Rose's No Problem Raceway a couple of weekends back, provided some great photographic opportunities. » 6/20/09 12:00pm 6/20/09 12:00pm