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My valet slid down the fire pole to my solitude/Onanism pit all flustered and panicked and gibbering like a fool. A…
Dec 23 2019
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Car fads come and go, and we like to think we have our finger on the button here at House Jalopnik. But sometimes…
Dec 23 2019
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The Nissan Versa, despite its very reasonable pricing and possession of four wheels and an engine, has never really…
Oct 28 2019
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Many automakers are bailing on sedans, but not Nissan, which recently introduced a new Versa amid turmoil at the top…
Apr 15 2019
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The 2019 Nissan Versa looks like it hopped right out of 2008, which usually isn’t a good thing. But the 2020 model…
Mar 16 2019
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Many years ago I owned a second-gen Ford Tempo, which sucked. Sometime after that I owned a Saturn Ion, which also…
Jan 1 2019
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Because buyers are generally trash at forward-thinking and looking ahead, 2019's overdue downturn will probably…
Jul 22 2017
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When your dad reaches out to one of the biggest cities in Canada and describes you as ‘doofy,’ a few things are…
Apr 11 2014
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It was unlikely the 2015 Nissan Versa was going to look worse than the outgoing model, but a splash of chrome, new…
Jun 18 2013
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As you've probably heard, Nismo is the division of Nissan that's responsible for motorsports and hotting up their…
Jun 13 2013
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What happens when you put a swanky interior in a compact car? You end up with the most modest luxury vehicle ever.
Jan 14 2013
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Automakers keep having the same problem over and over again. They build a small car. Said small car is a hit, but…
Apr 25 2011
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At this week's New York Auto Show, Nissan unveiled a new version of its Versa small car, letting them finally drop…
Apr 19 2011
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The new Nissan Tilda (aka Versa) just bowed in Shanghai. This is the company's best-selling global model because…
Nov 13 2010
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Leaked trademark drawings of the built-for-China Nissan Sunny show us what the new Nissan Versa will look like.…
Oct 6 2010
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Speaking of not-so-smart small car brand bastardization... Smart's going to sell a rebadged Nissan Versa Micra in…
Aug 1 2009
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Remember the Chevette Scooter? The Tercel EZ? The Horizon America? A couple of decades back, Americans had a pretty…
Jul 27 2009
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To prove the black-and-white Nissan Cube isn't the only EV they're cooking up on the B-platform, Nissan's released…
Nov 26 2008
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Nissan made some waves last month when they announced the Nissan Versa 1.6S, a car that would cost only $9,990 and…
Oct 31 2008
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In response to the Financiapocalypse, Nissan is offering 0% financing on five of their vehicles. Most interesting,…