And remember: proper ute-hoonage is your responsibility, no one else’s. You must hoon your ute daily and aggressively for best results.

Australia’s most insane, balls-out, ridiculous, I-can’t-believe-this-is-a-thing-but-it’s-great-and-please-more race, the Bathurst 1000, is next week. You should watch it. In the meantime, enjoy this lovely shot of Shane Van Gisbergen going full Burnout Competition Mode with his Holden Supercar.

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