Fox News Says Car Hacking Will Lead To ‘Al Qaeda Behind The Wheel’

Are you afraid of car hacking yet? If not, you should be! Don't you know that freedom-hating terrorists are firing up their laptops as we speak, waiting for the chance to flick a switch and turn your hapless Nissan Cube into a bloodthirsty, pedestrian-slaying Cube of Mass Destruction? » 7/28/13 11:00am 7/28/13 11:00am

'I Locked My Keys In My Car' And Other Reasons Roger Ailes Calls the…

Jowly asshole Roger Ailes, the chairman of Fox News, is a security-obsessed paranoiac who spies on his employees, installed blast-resistant plexiglass in his office windows, carries a concealed weapon, and travels with a full-time retinue of bodyguards. All of which may help explain why the cops were called to his New… » 6/02/11 3:10pm 6/02/11 3:10pm

CNBC's Phil LeBeau Owns Meek Fox Business Reporter

CNBC auto industry reporter Phil LeBeau's job is to try to explain simple concepts to Mike Barnicle, so he's got a lot of pent up frustration. It explains why he so brilliantly scrum fucks this Fox Business Network reporter. » 4/26/10 12:30pm 4/26/10 12:30pm

GM's Chevy Volt Dancers Make Fox News, Become Full-Fledged PR Nightmare

GM's Chevy Volt LA Auto Show marketing song and dance disaster we've reported on the past few days just became a much bigger deal. It's now the lead story on Fox News. We totally called this one. » 12/15/09 11:05am 12/15/09 11:05am

VIDEO: Fox's Steve Doocy Explains Driverless "Choo Choo" Cabs

Steve Doocy, one of the two friends in Fox And Friends, simultaneously explains how the driverless cab works and proves that a journalism degree doesn't qualify you to talk about anything, especially technology. » 9/03/09 4:20pm 9/03/09 4:20pm

Insane Houston Car Chase Modeled After Grand Theft Auto

America's favorite car chase team, led by the maestro Shep Smith, follows the most GTA-style chase in recent memory. There are U-turns, spike strips, parking garages, and even a dude jumping off the roof! [FoxNews] » 7/06/09 5:45pm 7/06/09 5:45pm

Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary

Fox News' Shep Smith has, once again, raised car chase commentary to an art form. OMG, he's in the HOV lane! Someone tweet about this! It's a road warrior! Bless you, sir. [Fox News] » 6/30/09 3:00pm 6/30/09 3:00pm

Fox's Shep Smith Hilariously Narrates Tractor-Trailer Chase

Fox News' crazy Shep Smith goes to town on this video of a stolen 18-wheeler and its hijacked driver, stranded outside the cab. God bless 24-hour cable news.Thanks to video intern Nicole Keller! » 4/28/09 5:00pm 4/28/09 5:00pm

Lansing Mayor Virg Bernero Tears Into Fox News Over Bailout Double…

Virgil "Virg" Bernero is the mayor of Lansing, Michigan and he's a little hot under the collar from the bad wrap that the UAW workers are receiving and lays it all out for Fox News. » 2/20/09 10:30am 2/20/09 10:30am

Grassolean Helps You Find Hippie Fuel Stations

Need to find a station to fuel up your Mercedes 300D with biodiesel? How about tips on how to prevent all that soy based fuel from gelling up when the hard freeze hits? Well now you can find out where all the professional hippy fuel buyers get their fix at Grassolean (it's funny cause they replaced the word gas with… » 2/27/08 1:30pm 2/27/08 1:30pm