You Can Finally Buy That Flying Fire-Breathing RC Dragon (For $60,000)

Thanks to Game of Thrones, dragons are en vogue again. And Hammacher Schlemmer is capitalizing on their renewed popularity by letting you buy one of Rick Hamel's amazing flying RC dragons. In the air it can hit a top speed of around 70 mph, and on the ground it actually breathes fire. What more could anyone ever want? » 3/21/14 5:33pm 3/21/14 5:33pm

Man Who Has Had Sex With 999 Cars Will Marry VW Beetle

Loving cars is one thing, making love to cars is very different. Edward Smith is a man who is sexually attracted to cars, which is a totally normal thing that I'm sure afflicts literally dozens of people. Well, he's found the car he loves most: A VW Beetle. I hear wedding bells! » 10/15/13 2:34pm 10/15/13 2:34pm

Top Gear Season Three Trailer Confirms Those Boys Are Petrosexual

As if it wasn't already clear, the three men atop American-flavored Top Gear are in love with cars to an unhealthy degree. Tanner Foust once offered to race our press Lincoln MKT and Rutledge Wood, of course, sold me his damn car. They are like us, the only question is to what degree? » 1/15/13 7:00pm 1/15/13 7:00pm

For $7,500 Canadian, get the kit and kabuki

When the world's great auto makers leave you wanting, maybe it's time to go it alone with a kit car. And if your yearnings extend to gull wings and Asiatic dragons then perhaps it's time for this Nice Price or Crack Pipe Bradley GT II. You might however, hanker for it having a lower price. » 9/14/11 8:00am 9/14/11 8:00am

Who is the greatest dragon of all time?

Our sister site obsessed with all things sci-fi has a top ten list of dragons that doesn't include our own Ray Wert. Ask them to fix that egregious wrong in their comments. I mean, he's the most powerful dragon. » 4/25/11 4:01pm 4/25/11 4:01pm

Texan Spends $15,000 For "FERRARI" Vanity License Plate

While other states try to keep personalized vanity plates off the road, Texas auctions desirable combinations. Last night's winner: "FERRARI," at a record-setting $15,000. Big loser: The Jalopnik reader who paid $7,750 for the "DRAGONS" rear license plate. » 1/14/11 4:00pm 1/14/11 4:00pm

The Dragon in a Microbus

Dragoning is not the sole domain of Audi R8’s. Recent photographs of a much earlier product of the Volkswagen Group shed light on the high potential of Type 2 Transporters in attracting mythical reptilians. » 1/18/10 5:30pm 1/18/10 5:30pm

Matt Treats Audi e-tron Right

Where Ray is a forceful, selfish dragon, Matt's all about giving the Audi e-tron what it needs. Ultimately, this explains why Ray has a series of tumultuous relationships with many different cars where Matt's settled in for the long term. » 12/03/09 4:15pm 12/03/09 4:15pm

Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong

In Russia, a drink with 6.0% alcohol-by-volume is considered a low-alcohol beverage. Also, women drive around with their eyes closed drinking something called "China Town" with dragons on their laps. Silly Russians, the dragon goes outside the car. [Copyranter] » 11/23/09 5:30pm 11/23/09 5:30pm

What Car Would You Dragon?

As previously documented, a dragon is someone with a special "attachment" to cars. We love cars, but dragons "love cars." It's also used as a verb. Thus, assuming a sudden loss of shame, what car would you like to "dragon?" » 6/12/09 12:00pm 6/12/09 12:00pm

My Car Is My Lover: Dragons Get Documentary

Ever needed the whole Dragons thing explained in an hour-long documentary? Yeah, us neither, but England's Channel 5 has done just that with "My Car Is My Lover." NSFW » 5/26/09 6:30pm 5/26/09 6:30pm

Man Admits To Sex With Thousands Of Cars, Has Pics To Prove It

Our obsession with cars pales in comparison to this Washington state man, who admits to "sexual relations" with over 1,000 cars. If ever there was a dragon, this mechaphiliac would be it. » 5/26/09 9:30am 5/26/09 9:30am

Pagani Zonda R + Monza Track = Hot Sex

EVO Magazine managed to score some video of the new Pagani Zonda R on the track at Monza. We thought this carbon fiber racer was only sexy standing still. Boy, were we wrong. » 2/19/09 2:30pm 2/19/09 2:30pm

Dragons: The Music Video

Rule 34 states that, on the Internet, dirty stuff exists for any conceivable subject. Dragons » 8/22/08 1:40pm 8/22/08 1:40pm proves that rule to be true. When we first brought you images of dragons doing their thing last year, we never thought it would grow into the meme it has, but, for good or bad, it looks like they’re here to stay. In their…

Samsung: Putting Dragons And Trucks Together At Last

What do a dragon sculpture on the back of a truck made to look like it's always staring you down and a cell phone have in common? Yeah, nothing, but apparently that's one way the Samsung Soul is being marketed across southern England. A Ford Transit with a dragon on it's back. Let the jokes start in 3... 2... 1... (… » 6/25/08 5:00pm 6/25/08 5:00pm

Sex With Cars All The Rage In Scotland

It must be car sex day around these parts because now another dragon has surfaced in Scotland. An 18-year-old is being accused of running around his Crannog Way, Kilwinning neighborhood naked and humping every vehicle in sight. Callum Ainsworth, the dragon in question, has denied the accusations and will face a trial… » 5/20/08 2:20pm 5/20/08 2:20pm