Pagani Zonda R + Monza Track = Hot Sex

EVO Magazine managed to score some video of the new Pagani Zonda R on the track at Monza. We thought this carbon fiber racer was only sexy standing still. Boy, were we wrong.


Highlights are at 30 seconds, 2:30 and pretty much everywhere in between. Make sure you have a sturdy book ready to um ... just get it ready.

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We totally want to make dragon-love with those four exhaust pipes — Is that wrong?

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I have figure out who the Stig is.

Wait, wait, here me out:

Premise A: Ray is a total dragon.

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Premise C:Auto Insider has his perpetual "Stig" picture.

Conclusion: Auto Insider is really the Stig, whose quirky personality traits and extreme dragon tendencies have at last revealed him to be none other than Ray Wert.

Therefore, Auto Insider = Stig = Ray the Dragon.

And suddenly, it all makes sense.