Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse…

After sweltering in the Northern California sun all day at the aptly-named Arse Sweat-A-Palooza 24 Hours of LeMons race, all coherence has been boiled out of my brain. Let's get right to the photographs. » 8/07/10 2:00am 8/07/10 2:00am

Saab 96, Fiat 131, Buick Regal Set Effluency Bar High at New England…

We didn't have time to inspect all 90 entrants on Friday, which means we'll be getting up at oh-dark-thirty to inspect the remaining cars before the cars hit the Stafford Motor Speedway track at noon Saturday. However, it's clear that the makings of a mighty three-way race for the Index of Effluency— the top LeMons… » 7/24/10 1:00am 7/24/10 1:00am

VW-Powered Renault, Datsun-Powered Pontiac: BS Inspections At The BFE…

Somewhere between Denver and Kansas— actually, at High Plains Raceway in Colorado— the LeMons Supreme Court spent Friday checking alleged $500 race cars for possible cheating and/or general awesomeness. Some of the former, vast quantities of the latter! » 7/10/10 1:00am 7/10/10 1:00am

SHO-Stang, 419ers, and a Much Prettier Judge: BS Inspections at the…

The first-ever North Dallas Hooptie 24 Hours of LeMons is happening at Eagle's Canyon Raceway this weekend, and the cheater-bustin', baksheesh-acceptin' LeMons Supreme Court— featuring a couple of substitute judges— was in full Texas-style effect. » 6/05/10 1:00am 6/05/10 1:00am

Movie Cars, Group B, and a Jeepney: BS Inspections at Goin' For Broken…

A long, long, long day of inspecting so-called $500 cars for this weekend's Goin' For Broken 24 Hours of LeMons (moved to Thunderhill after Reno-Fernley went bust) has finally been wrapped up, and the car selection is staggeringly good. » 5/08/10 2:30am 5/08/10 2:30am

Baksheesh, Jambalaya, and a Hemi: BS Inspections at the Cain't Git…

We just finished a huge meal of serious jambalaya, courtesy of those E30-drivin' Cajuns from Chauvin, Louisiana, and that capped a long, humid day of busting cheaters and rewarding the effluent. » 5/01/10 2:00am 5/01/10 2:00am