LeMons race #20 took place last weekend, and we saw a BMW win for the third time. That brings BMW closer to Mazda's and Toyota's five LeMons wins apiece. Let's go check out the other 122 cars now!

We had our first-ever British Leyland Index Of Effluency winner (the Mr. Bean 1962 Austin Mini was built prior to the British Leyland era) and the newest entry in LeMons history (2005). It was one of the cleanest races yet, at least in terms of cars bashing into each other, though we did have one of the highest black-flag totals in LeMons history; not quite up to Thunderhill or Buttonwillow levels, but close. We saw three different air-cooled Volkswagens (two of which were kaput fairly early), a Fiat Brava, and the usual Texas-style hordes of Mustangs, BMW E30s, and Nissan Zs.

Thanks to Nick Pon aka TheEastBayKid and RoadRunner for photographic help. Additional thanks to Team Tetanus Neon for letting me bolt the BumperCam to their car's C pillar.

Not enough LeMons action for you? Check out the top lemons of past races: Altamont '07Arse Freeze '07Altamont '08Ohio '08New England '08South '08Texas '08Arse Freeze '08Texas Spring '09South Spring '09Reno '09New Orleans '09New England '09Buttonwillow '09South Fall '09Ohio '09

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

1. Race Hard Race Ugly Soot, BMW 325iS
Overall Winner
Best Lap: 2:01.289

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

2. GT $500 Racing, Toyota Celica
Winner, Class Good
BS Penalty laps: 2
Best Lap: 2:05.539

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

3. Speed Racer, Y'all, Saturn SC2
Winner, Class Bad
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank Award
Best Lap: 2:05.731

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

4. Johansson Brothers- Flying Monkey Racing, Toyota Supra
Best Lap: 2:09.378

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

5. Race Hard Race Uglier HDGB.com, BMW 325iS
Best Lap: 2:03.139

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

6. Team JB Weld, Pontiac Grand Prix
Best Lap: 2:01.699

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

7. WARTHOG RACING, BMW 325e
Best Lap: 2:04.248

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

8. Guano By Desmodus Rufus Dump #2, Mazda RX-7
Best Lap: 2:06.963

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

9. Sheila and the Sheiks, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:05.590

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

10. Swine Flew Raycing, Infiniti J30
Best Lap: 2:09.733

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

11. Prancing Donkey, Acura Integra
Quickest lap of race
Best Lap: 1:57.750

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

12. Schrödinger's Crapbox, Dodge Neon
Best Lap: 2:07.175

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

13. Team Blue Goose 2, Volkswagen Rabbit
Best Lap: 2:04.062

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

14. FUBAR Racing, Ford Escort
Best Lap: 2:05.099

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

15. Unintended Acceleration- Audi, Audi 90 Quattro
Best Lap: 2:06.188

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

16. Live Oak Nudist Resort II, BMW 320i
Winner, Highest Placing 70s Contender award
Best Lap: 2:12.873

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

17. Rolling Chicane Racing, Honda Civic
Best Lap: 2:09.465

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

18. Team Flying Wrench, Nissan 300ZX
Best Lap: 2:11.148

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

19. Rum Runners, Chevrolet Malibu
Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least Award
Best Lap: 2:17.768

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

20. Polizei und Banditen, BMW 325e
BS Penalty laps: 30
Best Lap: 2:04.301

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

21. Team Festivus, Ford Festiva
Best Lap: 2:17.368

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

22. Los Cucaroches, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 1:59.981

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

23. Piranha Racing, BMW 325e
Winner, Best Pit Party Animals award
Best Lap: 2:12.916

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

24. Inglorious Bastards Racing, Datsun 240Z
Best Lap: 2:05.333

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

25. Red Rocket Ratnest Revival, Ford Taurus SHO
Best Lap: 2:00.788

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

26. Property Devaluation Racing, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:04.995

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

27. Normal Y Ass Parade D, Toyota Paseo
Best Lap: 2:09.792

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

28. Apex Vinyl Driving then Drinking, Isuzu Impulse
Best Lap: 2:10.976

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

29. Junk Punch Racing, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:18.873

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

30. I GOTTA P, Honda Prelude
Best Lap: 2:13.692

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

31. Tetanus Neon, Dodge Neon
Best Lap: 2:08.354

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

32. Team Screwdriver, Nissan Sentra
Best Lap: 2:16.439

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

33. Dirty Some Beaches, Honda Civic Wag-O-Van
Best Lap: 2:13.974

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

34. Rust Pirate Racing, Chevrolet Camaro
Winner, Class Ugly
Best Lap: 2:09.471

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

35. Team Israel, Opel GT
Best Lap: 2:03.594

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

36. BikiniRacer.com's Men Of LeMons, Mazda RX-7
Best Lap: 2:08.879

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

37. Ritual Killing Motorsports, Nissan 200SX
Best Lap: 2:14.425

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

38. Speed Racer & The Racing Rednex, Ford Mustang
Winner, Dangerous Homemade Technology award
Best Lap: 2:12.208

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

39. 800-2B-Petty
Best Lap: 2:09.459

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

40. Team Mazdarati, Mazda Protege
Best Lap: 2:15.833

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

41. TSOL- Totally SHIT OUTTA LUCK, Saab 9000
Winner, Über-Recidivist award
Best Lap: 2:09.775

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

42. Team Sour Puss, Acura Integra
Best Lap: 2:08.299

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

43. Team Iron Butt Racing, Toyota Supra
BS Penalty laps: 5
Best Lap: 2:06.224

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

44. Kung Fu and the Fu King Racers, Toyota Paseo
Best Lap: 2:10.359

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

45. Secret Society of Skanks and Bitches, BMW 5 Series
Best Lap: 2:14.647

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

46. Black Knight Racing: It's Just a Flesh Wound, Triumph TR7
Winner, Index Of Effluency
Best Lap: 2:08.014

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

47. Longhorn Raceworks, Toyota Celica
Best Lap: 2:04.664

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

48. Dogged Racing, Ford Probe
BS Penalty laps: 20
Best Lap: 2:06.479

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

49. TnT Racing, Volkswagen Golf
Best Lap: 2:03.506

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

50. Revolutionary Racing, BMW E36
BS Penalty laps: 48
Best Lap: 2:05.414

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

51. Lost In The Dark, Mazda Miata
Best Lap: 2:07.855

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

52. MJ-HAGBROS
Best Lap: 2:06.908

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

53. State Pooper, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:04.402

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

54. Never Give Up, BMW 1602
Best Lap: 2:05.721

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

55. Starsky and Hooch, Nissan Sentra SE-R
Best Lap: 2:05.936

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

56. Brass Burro Racing, Ford Mustang II
Best Lap: 2:05.161

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

57. Cupcake Racing, Ford Thunderbird
Best Lap: 2:16.851

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

58. Prison Break Racing, BMW 325e
Best Lap: 2:23.060

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

59. The UNDERGROUND, Nissan 300ZX Turbo
Best Lap: 2:05.335

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

60. Guild Of Calamitous Intent, Mazda RX-7
Best Lap: 2:08.561

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

61. Team Miagra, Mazda Miata
BS Penalty laps: 50
Best Lap: 2:06.547

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

62. LBB Racing Presents: Magnum P.O.S., Nissan 240SX
Best Lap: 2:12.451

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

63. Airwolf Neon, Dodge Neon
Best Lap: 2:04.791

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

64. Broner Motorsports, Ford Probe
Best Lap: 2:17.897

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

65. Academics Drives Dreams, Geo Prizm
Best Lap: 2:10.136

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

66. Ghetto Motorsports, Mazda RX-7
Best Lap: 2:02.681

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

67. El Toro Loco, Ford Taurus SHO
Best Lap: 2:04.013

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

68. RustBucketRacers, Chevrolet Cavalier
Best Lap: 2:17.530

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

69. Hondookie, Honda CRX
Best Lap: 2:10.924

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

70. Team NAFTA, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:11.698

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

71. Stick Pony Racing, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:07.586

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

72. Mostly Harmless Racing, Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
Winner, Organizer's Choice
Best Lap: 2:19.192

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

73. NSF Racing, Honda CRX
Best Lap: 2:27.955

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

74. TDH Old School, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:10.388

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

75. Jewish Defense League BMW, BMW 2002
Best Lap: 2:17.391

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

76. Team Heffer-Weizen, Volkswagen Scirocco
Best Lap: 2:16.513

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

77. Team Sensory Assault, Mazda RX-7
Winner, Judges' Choice award
Best Lap: 2:06.731

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

78. Fat Bastard Racing, Datsun 260Z
Best Lap: 2:15.862

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

79. HAR-HAR Racing, Toyota MR2
Best Lap: 2:07.361

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

80. Kentucky Fried Racing, Honda Civic
Best Lap: 2:19.524

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

81. Poage Ma Thoin Racing, Fiat Brava
Winner, "What's This? Do I Need One?" award (rear-view mirror)
Best Lap: 2:23.435

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

82. TiredBird Racing, Pontiac Firebird
Best Lap: 2:05.019

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

83. The SCHWING Team, Toyota Corolla FX16
Best Lap: 2:06.678

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

84. They Ain't Right Racing, Toyota MR2
Best Lap: 2:07.920

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

85. Nickels Or Nothing, Toyota 240Z
Best Lap: 2:05.255

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

86. Gideons Gone Wild (GGW) Racing, BMW 318i
BS Penalty laps: 47
Best Lap: 2:04.900

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

87. Hoosier Daddy, Mitsubishi Galant
BS Penalty laps: 20
Best Lap: 2:13.636

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

88. Advance Team, Honda Civic
Best Lap: 2:11.316

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

89. Pucker Factor Racing, Nissan Sentra SE-R
BS Penalty laps: 25
Best Lap: 2:06.220

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

90. Out Of Town Racing, BMW 325eS
Best Lap: 2:03.458

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

91. Live Oak Nudist Resort Inc, Ford Taurus SHO
Best Lap: 2:00.816

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

92. Shake and Bake (Dennit Racing), Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 2:04.982

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

93. Organic Z, Datsun 280ZX
Best Lap: 2:05.620

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

94. Property Devaluation Racing II
Winner, I Got Screwed award
Best Lap: 2:05.611

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

95. Team ROADKILL, Volkswagen Fastback
Best Lap: 2:19.408

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

96. Little Buckaroo, Volkswagen Beetle
Best Lap: 2:31.247

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

97. Team Zip Tie, Ford Taurus SHO
Best Lap: 2:02.922

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

98. FROGMASTERS, MGB-GT
Best Lap: 2:09.586

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

99. WT Motorsports, BMW 535i
Best Lap: 2:30.431

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

100. Team Kachow, Eagle Talon
Best Lap: 2:04.807

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

101. Weezer Racing, Ford Escort
Best Lap: 2:13.214

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

102. The Bastardos de LeMons, Lincoln Mark VIII
Best Lap: 2:07.603

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

103. Team Blue Goose I
Best Lap: 2:03.904

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

104. Turd Burglars, Toyota MR2
Best Lap: 2:07.219

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

105. Team Supraleggara, Toyota Supra
Best Lap: 2:16.111

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

106. Team RSC, Eagle Talon
Best Lap: 2:31.034

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

107. Ludicrous Speed!, Volkswagen Jetta
BS Penalty laps: 80
Best Lap: 2:10.349

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

108. Der Hoff, BMW 325
Best Lap: 2:18.767

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

109. SnafuRacing's Fancy Lawnmower, Plymouth Neon
Best Lap: 2:13.991

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

110. Alamo City Rollers, BMW 325e
BS Penalty laps: 17
Best Lap: 2:16.556

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

111. Shrimp Boots, BMW 325i
Winner, Best Pit Party Animals award
Best Lap: 2:21.434

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

112. Substandard Racing, AMC Gremlin
Best Lap: 3:13.321

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

113. Tobacco Advocacy Racing Program, Toyota MR2
Winner, Heroic Fix
Best Lap: 2:36.643

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

114. MustangIInicorn, Ford Mustang Cobra II
Best Lap: 2:28.977

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

115. Red or Green, Mitsubishi Eclipse
Best Lap: 2:23.094

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

116. The Whip-Its, Nissan 280ZX
Best Lap: 3:01.645

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

117. Team Clunker (Stimulus wuz denied), Nissan 300ZX
Best Lap: 2:56.444

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

118. Apex Vinyl TX Racing, Toyota Hilux
Best Lap: NA (didn't finish first lap)

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

119. Bayou Degradable, Ford Pinto
Best Lap: NA (didn't finish first lap)

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

120. Hooters Dirty South Racing Team, BMW 535i
BS Penalty laps: 169
Best Lap: 2:05.310

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

121. Unintended Acceleration- Miata, Mazda Miata
BS Penalty laps: 500
Best Lap: 2:08.998

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

122. Union Jack Racing, Mini Cooper S
BS Penalty laps: 1066
Best Lap: 2:09.793

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

123. Flying Hyoondai, Merkur XR4Ti
BS Penalty laps: 2000
Best Lap: 2:07.082