• By Matt Hardigree
    Jan 27, 2009 1:30 PM 52,413
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    The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid

    Teenagers have always lusted after cars as a way of getting other things they're lusting after, which is why we've compiled these eleven 2009 model year cars most likely to get you laid.

    Because we've shown you what types of women certain cars attract, we thought we'd spice this list up a bit with the type of women you'll most likely pick up with these 11 cars you'll most likely get laid in. Of course, keep in mind we didn't say these cars will get you exactly who'll you'll want to copulate with. But we digress.

    Anyway, you'll also want to click on each vehicle's image to see how the car will seal the deal for you.

    11.) 2009 Ford F-150 Platinum Edition


    Costs: $40,910 MSRP
    Attracts: High-Class Redneck Ladies
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    10.) 2009 Lexus IS 250


    Costs: $32,325 MSRP
    Attracts: Upwardly Mobile Executive Assistants
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    9.) 2009 Audi S5


    Costs: $51,875
    Attracts: MILFs
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    8.) 2009 Cadillac Escalade


    Costs: $62,545
    Attracts: Girls Sippin' That Crissy
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    7.) 2009 Toyota Prius


    Costs: $22,000
    Attracts: Eco-Minded Yuppies
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    6.) 2009 Bentley Continental GTC


    Costs: $193,300
    Attracts: Golf Course Preppy Chicks
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    5.) 2009 Jeep Wrangler


    Costs: $20,205
    Attracts: University of Tennessee Sorority Girls
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    4.) 2009 Subaru Forester


    Costs: $19,995
    Attracts: Ani DiFranco Fans
    Click on the image above for hints on how to seal the deal

    3.) 2009 Ferrari California


    Costs: $200,000 MSRP (est)
    Attracts: Lamborghini Booth Professionals
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    2. ) 2009 VW Eos


    Costs: $31,615
    Attracts: Flamboyant Gay Males
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    1.) Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione


    Costs: $210,000 (limited U.S. sales)
    Attracts: Anyone with a pulse
    Click on the image above for how this car will seal the deal!

    Photo Credit: Hot Rodder Magazine


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