My knee just hit the key. Why aren't I moving? Didn't I just pay you guys?

All this stupid traffic? Thanks a lot, me. Read more

I know budget cuts necessitated downsizing from The Beast, but this is ridiculous.

A Saturn? Are you @#$%ing kidding me?

I ... I think I have a brilliant work-around for Tesla. This is all a state issue, right? What do most states contain within their borders that they have ZERO legal control over? INDIAN RESERVATIONS!!! Tesla can work with the various Nations to set up direct-to-consumer outlets on the reservations ... come for the…

Looks like a Pulsar made by a company called Bajaj, around 150 cc, they have 180 and 200cc+ variants as well. Popular among the youth over there, at least used to be. Read more

You'd want something interesting. NOT the 'hipster'-cafe-"racer"-it's-ALL-been-done-before crap that all the other websites are doing. Try something original.

First article: Jalop worthy bikes by price range\era Read more

The great thing about Jalopnik is that it's always been a compelling mix of what it is and what it does - both product and, for lack of a less heinous term, lifestyle. But it's always been about the core of the auto-cult experience and the search for some sort of truth therein. Read more

OMG OMG OMG. *jumps up and down* Read more

2-wheel motorsports. Read more

Cool and beyond the norm. No to run on the mill factory bike reviews. Go deep...get to the inner-bike-geek's mind. Mods, strange, unique, cutting edge... Read more

LaFerrari, now with "Active Stance" Read more

I thought the parking app for dicks was called Grindr. Read more

Who knows? As a Reform Jew, I can tell you this much; there are 14 million Jews in the world, and 28 million opinions on how to interpret the rules. Read more

I'm a gearhead. I'm a civil engineer. And I'm something of an environmentalist. These can be weird things to reconcile. Read more

We reached out to Thorgalsen, who said, "Accidents happen. We filmed an accident. And we didn't legally have to pull over."