Watch A Deer Pay Deer-ly For Interfering With A Lemons Race

Deer of the world: this aggression will not stand, man.

I'm talking about your species' insistence on interfering with human racing events lately. First there was that incident at the Nürburgring, and now this. It's bad news and it needs to stop.

Don't try to tell me that you were here first and that we built racing tracks in your natural habitat, or that it's not your fault because you're just too dumb not to run in front of our speeding cars. Excuses are for losers.

Your latest fail happened at this weekend's Capitol Offense 24 Hours of Lemons race in Summit Point, West Virginia. Look what happened! One of your numbers was sent flying after piling into an Alfa Romeo with a rubber chicken swinging from the back. You think that's a good look? You think that's acceptable?

Go frolic somewhere else. The race track is for people, not you jokers.

Hat tip to Bill!