Florida, everyone's favorite state that just sorta hangs there off the rest of the US, is about to get a whole lot more icky. More than it already is, I mean. It's already a bit icky. Maybe it's the humidity.
The state has had its fair share of bizarre road incidents lately. Now Reuters is reporting that Florida is now being inundated with an invasion of African Giant Land Snails, which I'm pretty sure are just monsters from hell sent to punish us: