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I Ate Hot Dogs From An R/C Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Drone And It Was Amazing

It’s National Hot Dog Day, which is our most truly American holiday. Plenty of nations celebrate independence, presidents, and arbors... but how many celebrate encased meat? I enjoyed the day by eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs out what can only be described as a remote controlled hot dog-serving drone. AMERICA! » 7/23/15 5:30pm 7/23/15 5:30pm

Wienermobile Temporarily Immobilized, Permanently A Giant Wheeled…

We're grateful that the two interns piloting this Wienermobile were not hurt when the 27-foot-long homage to America's appetite for ersatz meat products hit a patch of ice and spun out of control while barreling towards Penn State. It would not only be unfortunate, but make it harder to make jokes at their expense.… » 2/12/08 10:30am 2/12/08 10:30am

Bureaucratic Screwup Results In Wienermobile Bust

So you're driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile in Tucson, just minding your own business, when you get pulled over by angry cops who think you've stolen what may be the most conspicuous vehicle in the world. Turns out the license plates (reading YUMMY) had been stolen and replaced a while back, but Johnny Law's… » 6/29/07 11:30am 6/29/07 11:30am