The Only Time It's A Good Idea To Put Your Giant Wiener In A Corkscrew

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The Wienermobile is a legendary vehicle, but I'm not quite sure it's the best track vehicle. Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca didn't care. Here's the everyone's favorite rolling hot dog going down the Corkscrew.

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Laguna Seca posed this question as if there's any other answer than "OH MY GOSH PLEASE PUT THAT WIENER ON A RACE TRACK RIGHT NOW."

There is no other answer, if you're curious. Enormous rolling wiener. On a race track. DO IT NOW.

So, it went.

And the world is a better place for it.

(Someone stick a lap timer on it next time. There must be a next time. We're curious.)

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[H/T Robb Holland]

DISCUSSION

Stef m'dear, we're both girls here so I know neither of us has a giant weiner to be an expert with, but I'm also quite sure you can't put a weiner IN a corkscrew. You can put a corkscrew in a weiner, I'm sure the results are gruesome, but it's logically possible, but not vice versa. ;)

*before some pedant gets a panty twist, yes I know Laguna Seca has the corkscrew*