The Top 122 Lemons Of The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons

The 19th race in 24 Hours Of LeMons history took place last weekend, and we finally had our first-ever Nissan winner! Right behind it- well, in some cases way behind it- were 121 other vehicles. » 10/10/09 11:00am 10/10/09 11:00am

And The REAL Lamest Day LeMons Winner Is... Gasmask's Lada Signet!

Yeah yeah, the car that gets the highest lap total gets the overall win at a 24 Hours Of LeMons race, but the insiders know who deserves the real respect! » 10/04/09 6:20pm 10/04/09 6:20pm

For The First Time In 24 Hours Of LeMons History... Nissan Victory!

OK, Nissan fans, you can stop agonizing over the so-called Curse Of Nissan at the 24 Hours Of LeMons, because one of your cars has finally taken the overall win! » 10/04/09 6:00pm 10/04/09 6:00pm

Lamest Day LeMons Into Second Half, Subaru Impreza Leads!

Would you believe a Subaru leading as the we get deeper into nighttime racing? It hasn't even been raining! Yes, the Team Paisley '98 Impreza has a couple of laps on the number two contender. » 10/04/09 3:00am 10/04/09 3:00am

Serious Race Track Takes Serious Toll On This New Yorker

We were pretty excited to see this early-90s Chrysler New Yorker in a LeMons race; talk about pure class on the race track! Sadly, it couldn't quite stay on its wheels. » 10/04/09 2:30am 10/04/09 2:30am

1961 Cadillac Fleetwood Bashes Tire Wall At High Speed, Driver OK

I'm back at the motel for some internet access and maybe a few Zs while tireless Judge Lieberman works the radios at Penalty HQ, so here's your LeMons Fleetwood Update. » 10/04/09 2:00am 10/04/09 2:00am

Chevy Vanamino Spins Bearing, Not Giving Up

Actually, the fried small-block bearing happened during practice last night, but the engine of the Snoopy's Quest For The Holy Nickelbag Chevy Vanamino is still scattered all over the mud at the moment. » 10/03/09 4:00pm 10/03/09 4:00pm

Three Hours In, 21 To Go At The Lamest Day: E30 Leads, Lada Still…

Internet access is difficult at best here at Nelson Ledges, so live updates are going to be few and short. At the moment, the Charlie Foxtrot Racing BMW 325i leads. » 10/03/09 3:30pm 10/03/09 3:30pm

Cheaters Tremble! BS Inspections Of The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons

After inspecting 130 cars today- including a Lada, an Omni GLHS, a Chevy Vanamino, and an Eagle Premiere- I can't think coherently enough to write anything. So, here, have some photographs! » 10/03/09 1:45am 10/03/09 1:45am

Watch The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons BS Inspections In Timelapse…

The most cars ever in a 24 Hours Of LeMons race (130), three former LeMons winners, and a cold rainy Ohio day all made for a very long day of Cheat Detection. » 10/03/09 1:25am 10/03/09 1:25am

Capitalism Takes On Communism In Ohio: 1961 Cadillac Versus Lada Signet!

The Lamest Day takes place at Nelson Ledges next weekend, and it will feature the best all-time Index Of Effluency matchup in 24 Hours Of LeMons history: a Soviet car taking on a finned Caddy! » 9/27/09 12:00pm 9/27/09 12:00pm

Triumphant Win-A-Wartburg Essayist Promises To Install Studebaker Six,…

Remember the Win-A-Wartburg contest put on by the 24 Hours Of LeMons perpetrators, in which the winning "Why I Want A Wartburg" essayist gets a '58 Wartburg 311 and free LeMons registration? Here's the winner! » 9/05/09 3:00pm 9/05/09 3:00pm

Win A '58 Wartburg, Race It For Free At The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

How would you like to get your very own Warsaw Pact-built, proletariat-grade machine, equipped with a 3-cylinder/2-stroke engine with just seven moving parts… for free? » 8/05/09 8:00am 8/05/09 8:00am