The 19th race in 24 Hours Of LeMons history took place last weekend, and we finally had our first-ever Nissan winner! Right behind it- well, in some cases way behind it- were 121 other vehicles.
Here they are, in lap-total order and with best lap times, BS penalties (if any), and awards. We had one of the best car assortments in LeMons history this time, with an Eagle Premier, a first-gen Ford Fiesta, a Dodge Omni GLH, a GM Quad 4-powered CRX, a BMW 750iL, a one-ton Chevy van, a Lada Signet, and a 1961 Cadillac Fleetwood mixing it up with the usual E30s and Celicas. Thanks to Nick Pon and Colin Vozeh for photography help.
If this just isn't enough crapcannery for you, we've got plenty of past Top Lemons Of LeMons posts for you to peruse:
Altamont '07 • Arse Freeze '07 • Altamont '08 • Ohio '08 • New England '08 • South '08 • Texas '08 • Arse Freeze '08 • Texas Spring '09 • South Spring '09 • Reno '09 • New Orleans '09 • New England '09 • Buttonwillow '09 • South Fall '09
1. Booby Prize Racing, Nissan 200SX SE-R
Overall winner
Best lap: 1:28.560
2. Charlie Foxtrot Racing, BMW 325i
Best lap: 1:22.880
BS Penalty laps: 5
3. Team Paisley, Subaru Impreza
Best lap: 1:28.492
4. Team Topless, Toyota Supra
Best lap: 1:25.660
BS Penalty laps: 32
Winner, LeMons Detroit-ish '08
5. Latch-Key Kids, Plymouth Neon
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank
Best lap: 1:28.275
6. Duct Tape Motorsports, BMW 318iS
Winner, Class 2 (Bad)
Best lap: 1:23.099
7. Blitzen-Benz, Mercedes-Benz 300D
Best lap: 1:33.070
8. Barfing Duck, Saturn SL2
Best lap: 1:28.157
9. Team Pro-Crass-Duh-Nation, Alfa Romeo Milano
Best lap: 1:29.127
10. Team Ponticrap (we are driving excrement), Pontiac Fiero
Best lap: 1:28.656
11. Team Non Sequitor, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:26.423
12. Schumacher Taxi: Lost Our Shirts, Audi 80 Quattro
Best lap: 1:32.874
13. rbanksracing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Best lap: 1:26.821
14. Scuderia Testa di Spillo, Alfa Romeo Milano
Best lap: 1:29.708
15. Thata Tau Racing, Ford Probe GT
Best lap: 1:32.117
16. Kielbasa Kids, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:27.829
Winner, LeMons New England '09
17. Keystone Kops, Volvo 240
Best lap: 1:33.979
18. FAST-ish and the FURRiest, Volvo 240
Best lap: 1:31.756
19. El Pinky Chaparral, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:28.177
20. Near-Orbital Space Monkeys, BMW 528e
Best lap: 1:32.675
BS Penalty lap: 1
21. Team Deconstruction, BMW 318
Best lap: 1:32.832
BS Penalty lap: 1
22. Mod Squad Racing - Car 1, Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:27.670
23. Team Cavette C7.R, Chevrolet Cavalier
Winner, Class 3 (Ugly)
Best lap: 1:35.652
24. Dai Mondai II, Toyota Corolla FX16
Best lap: 1:29.988
25. Scuderia Limoni, Alfa Romeo Alfetta
Best lap: 1:27.537
26. Crown Royal Victoria, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
Best lap: 1:30.201
27. Ded Bull Racing, Volkswagen Golf
Best lap: 1:36.042
28. Team GRRR - Glowing Red Rotor Racing, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
Best lap: 1:30.296
29. CART - Chicagoland Amish Racing Team, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:31.126
30. THE Tools, Merkur XR4Ti
Best lap: 1:29.776
31. Cockroach Racing, Ford Escort GT
Winner, Most Likely To Set The Cuyahoga River On Fire Award
Best lap: 1:32.967
32. Dai Mondai I, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:26.420
33. Volvowned, Volvo 245
Best lap: 1:36.031
34. Caintmakit! Racing, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:27.918
35. Team Rob, His 3 Loser Friends, And His Stupid Brother, Volkswagen Golf
Best lap: 1:33.404
36. Las Vegas Strip, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:32.167
37. Lucky Monkey Racing, Acura Integra
BS Penalty lap: 1
Best lap: 1:30.917
38. Half Last, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:30.315
39. Free Candy Racing, Honda Civic Si
Best lap: 1:33.395
40. Daddy Day Care, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:32.699
41. CORSA NOSTRA, Alfa Romeo GTV6
Best lap: 1:25.872
BS Penalty laps: 50
42. Average Joe's/Property Devaluation Racing, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:27.613
43. deli reduced racing, Volkswagen GTI
Best lap: 1:33.255
44. Team Polksa Kielbasa, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:34.590
45. Team Sucker Punch, Chevrolet Camaro
Best lap: 1:32.512
46. Peg Leg Rum Runners, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
Best lap: 1:30.981
47. Junk Player Special, Volkswagen Jetta
Best lap: 1:35.098
48. Eau Rude, Nissan Sentra
Best lap: 1:28.169
49. 2 Slow Racing: Ze Flying Brick/Chicken, BMW 325eS
Best lap: 1:26.245
BS Penalty laps: 25
50. German Garden Gnomes, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:30.344
BS Penalty laps: 5
51. Team J.O.H.N.K.-JPS Jr, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:32.324
BS Penalty lap: 1
52. Jacky Ickx GT 30...25, Dodge Stealth
Best lap: 1:30.033
53. Kobayashi Maru, BMW 320i
Best lap: 1:30.033
54. Team "Corvette", Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:24.579
BS Penalty laps: 5
55. The 98ers, Oldsmobile 98
Best lap: 1:53.095
56. Team Steve McQueen Lives, Ford Escort
Best lap: 1:33.364
57. Hesselhoff DangerSport, Dodge Daytona ES
Winner, Judges' Choice
Best lap: 1:33.364
58. Total-Loss Racing, Lada Signet
Winner, Index Of Effluency
Best lap: 1:46.459
59. Team MRD2, Toyota MR2
Quickest lap of race
Best lap: 1:21.671
60. BuckSnort Racing, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:34.691
61. Ewwww Five-Civic-One, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:29.391
62. Clutchman Racing, Volkswagen Passat
Best lap: 1:32.475
63. Men In Black, Mazda Protege
Best lap: 1:30.622
64. EcoScort, Ford Escort
Best lap: 1:32.534
65. We'll bring beer!, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:31.780
66. Team Reynolds Style, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:35.033
67. FinalGear.com, Buick LeSabre
Best lap: 1:31.426
68. Team Psychosis, Dodge Omni GLH
Best lap: 1:33;338
69. Gimmie A Box, Volvo 785
Best lap: 1:41.837
70. Fierocarraldo, Pontiac Fiero
Best lap: 1:41.837
71. KumKraut Racing, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:35.426
72. sinical racing, BMW 325i (E36)
Best lap: 1:30.239
BS Penalty laps: 20
73. Handome Boy Modeling School, Audi 4000 Quattro
Best lap: 1:37.947
74. F.A.R.T. Ford Amish Racing Team, Ford Fiesta
Best lap: 1:33.454
75. Crossbred Raycers, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:32.533
76. Chi Town Hustlers aka Government Motors, Chevrolet Camaro
Best lap: 1:23.246
77. Trackaddicts, Toyota Supra
Best lap: 1:27.520
Winner, LeMons Detroit-ish 2007
78. Focke Ewe II: The Resurrection, Volkswagen Golf
Best lap: 1:34.133
79. Clueless Racing, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:30.118
80. DeCuzzi Racing (Speed Racer Style), Pontiac Fiero
Best lap: 1:30.835
81. BARBIE MUST WIN Racing!, BMW 635CSi
Best lap: 1:30.813
82. eLEMONators, Chevrolet Caprice
Best lap: 1:31.939
83. WifeySaysNo Motorsports, Honda Civic DX
Best lap: 1:33.343
84. Evil Minions Of Nelson, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:30.762
85. RennSouth, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:31.875
86. Busch Boys, Chrysler New Yorker
Best lap: 1:35.202
87. Team Short Bus, Buick Regal
Best lap: 1:31.822
88. Spec Junk Racing - Team Bud, Mazda MX-3
Best lap: 1:33.072
89. Red Rocket Racing, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:32.701
BS Penalty laps: 50
90. Blame Canada, Dodge Stratus
Best lap: 1:30.050
91. Schumacher Taxi: G.I. Slow, Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:27.359
92. Hot Rod Lincoln, Lincoln Continental Mark VII
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Best lap: 1:34.143
93. Cyberdyne Systems Racing, Eagle Talon TSi
Best lap: 1:32.954
94. Farfrumwinning, Nissan 240SX
Best lap: 1:29.730
BS Penalty laps: 10
95. Project Yellow Racing, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:29.278
96. Adopted By Jets, Saab 99
Best lap: 1:27.345
97. Morrows Auto & Snoopy's Quest For The Holy Nickelbag, GMC Van
Best lap: XXX
98. Team DWeeBS, Eagle Premier
Best lap: 1:41.544
99. Team Police Brutality- Beating Up On Breast Cancer!, Cadillac Fleetwood
Winner, Organizer's Choice
Best lap: 1:44.355
100. Team Lebowski, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:34.312
101. NYC Death Taxi Ride, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
Best lap: 1:40.970
102. FLAMING FIERO GANGSTA CRACKERS, Pontiac Fiero
Best lap: 1:35.783
103. POWERTHIRST!, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:36.324
104. Dawn Of The Zed Racing, Datsun 260Z
Best lap: 1:36.340
105. The Cheap Bastards, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:40.303
106. Team Magnum Pi Ness, Toyota Supra
Best lap: 1:31.907
107. Dragon Somethin', Porsche 944
Winner, People's Curse
Best lap: 1:33.390
BS Penalty laps: 15
108. Schumacher Taxi: Over-Compensating Dagos, Mazda Miata
Best lap: 1:33.491
109. The Divine Wind, Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:45.539
110. Kick Uranus Racing, Saturn SL2
Best lap: 1:29.360
111. Lamest Mess Racing, Infiniti Q45
Best lap: 1:32.987
112. Purple Eagle Racing, BMW 750iL
Best lap: 1:32.375
113. Surround Castle To Stay Alive, Quad Four-powered Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:38.962
114. Doing Community Service, Volkswagen Scirocco
Best lap: 1:37.278
115. F.A.C.E. Racing, Pontiac Fiero
Best lap: 1:46.048
116. Topless Asset Racing Program (TARP 2), Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:36.556
117. Team Class, Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:44.964
BS Penalty laps: 2
118. Flaming Grill Racing, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:31.618
BS Penalty laps: 15
119. Hard Drive Racing, Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z
Best lap: 1:39.598
120. Cougar Bait, Saab 900
Best lap: 1:38.704
121. The B Team, Ford Thunderbird
Best lap: 1:39.074
122. King Euro-Trash, Doddge Neon
Best lap: 1:38.233
BS Penalty laps: 37