Watch a nine second Nissan GTR drag race a twin turbo Lamborghini…

Watching tuned high horsepower cars face off at the drag strip is, at least in our opinion, pure and simple car porn at its best. » 12/03/11 12:30pm 12/03/11 12:30pm

Hooning a HSV Maloo in the mud looks like a lot of fun

We might not have gotten the Pontiac G8 sport truck here in the states, but Australia has had the HSV Maloo it would have been based on for decades. » 9/25/11 2:00pm 9/25/11 2:00pm

A Crosley dealership circa 1948

A few years after the war the streets and sidewalks were lined with Crosleys, at least they were outside Mack Motors. The Rochester, NY dealership seen here specialized in the tiny American cars and evidently carried an inventory large enough to line the sidewalks and the street with Crosleys. I'll take two. » 6/18/11 12:30pm 6/18/11 12:30pm

1976: Chevy Beauville and Fiat 128 Combine Fuel Economy, Reliability

Going through some old photos, I've discovered a couple of shots of my sisters posing with the Martin Family Motor Pool, circa 1976. Yes, you could still get 620 roll film as late as the Gerald Ford Era! » 8/22/10 4:00pm 8/22/10 4:00pm

1990: The Great Pinto Extinction Proceeds

Back when I was more serious about photography (i.e., when I thought it was cool to huff Dektol fumes in a darkened closet), I would reload disposable 35mm cameras with Tri-X 400 black-and-white film and shoot images like this. » 8/21/10 3:00pm 8/21/10 3:00pm

Monsieur Villeneuve, About That Rear Tire…

At the 1979 Dutch Grand Prix, Ferrari hotshot Gilles Villeneuve drove what must simultaneously be the most hilarious and most heroic lap of Formula One history. It all began with a rear tire puncture. » 7/05/10 1:00pm 7/05/10 1:00pm

Adventures In Automotive Reading Comprehension

The wonky lettering on this '87 Maxima's alarm indicator looked goofy, but at least drivers had no problems interpreting its meaning. Not so for this '81 Pontiac Bonneville's parking-brake pedal! » 7/04/10 11:00pm 7/04/10 11:00pm

The Two-Ton Miata!

Even though it blew both head gaskets at the Goin' For Broken LeMons, the Pendejo Engineering XJS managed to knock out a fourth-best (out of 108 cars) lap time of 2:16.339. » 5/15/10 5:00pm 5/15/10 5:00pm

Phallic Jet Engine Nipple Cone Thing, The U.S. Army Wants To Grope You

An American soldier inspects the engine on a plane bound for Afghanistan in March. We cannot stop laughing at this picture, and we cannot explain why. That is all. (Getty Images/AFP/Vyacheslav Oseledko) » 4/02/10 5:30pm 4/02/10 5:30pm

Needs More Blower!

Given the choice between the supercharged 516-cube Pro Mod engine in this Camaro and a naturally aspirated 820-cube Pro Mod engine… well, there's no replacement for displacement! » 3/27/10 6:00pm 3/27/10 6:00pm

How About a LeMons Pinup Calendar For Your Fetid Garage?

When you're applying Bondo in adobe-like layers to the flanks of your latest project- an Oleg Cassini Edition Matador with a quad-ghettocharged 343 under the hood- do you want the hyper-airbrushed Pirelli Girls on your garage wall? Hell no! » 3/21/10 8:00pm 3/21/10 8:00pm