Phallic Jet Engine Nipple Cone Thing, The U.S. Army Wants To Grope You

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An American soldier inspects the engine on a plane bound for Afghanistan in March. We cannot stop laughing at this picture, and we cannot explain why. That is all. (Getty Images/AFP/Vyacheslav Oseledko)

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