How About a LeMons Pinup Calendar For Your Fetid Garage?

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When you're applying Bondo in adobe-like layers to the flanks of your latest project- an Oleg Cassini Edition Matador with a quad-ghettocharged 343 under the hood- do you want the hyper-airbrushed Pirelli Girls on your garage wall? Hell no!


You want the Babes & Beaters 24 Hours of LeMons Calendar, which will spit busted connecting rods into the face of calendar convention by running from April 2010 to April 2011. Well, we assume that the true Bar's-Leaks-in-the-veins Jalopnik reader would want such a calendar, featuring such stars of the Barbary Coast Burlesque troupe as Pin Key Lee and Bunny Pistol (seen above with the destructoed Big Six of the 135th-place Faulknor Autoracing Team's BMW E28). I'll design it and make it available as a free PDF download, provided there's enough enthusiasm out there in Fetid Garage Land. What do you say?


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LandofMinos: ...sent down to strike the unroadworthy!

Careful! They don't call them 'Suicide Girls' for no reason.