The Top 147 Lemons of the Sears Pointless 24 Hours of LeMons

Race Numero Quatro of the 2010 LeMons season left a trail of connecting rods, oil, and bumpers all over Infineon Raceway's once-pristine surface, and we saw our first-ever LeMons Citroën. Want to see the other 146 entries?

Thanks to Nick Pon and Or4n6e for photographic help, and to the Faster Farms Chickens for allowing me to mount the PillarCam on their Belvedere.

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Not enough LeMons action for you? Check out the top lemons of past races: Altamont '07Arse Freeze '07Altamont '08Ohio '08New England '08South '08Texas '08Arse Freeze '08Texas Spring '09South Spring '09Reno '09New Orleans '09New England '09Buttonwillow '09South Fall '09Ohio '09Texas Fall '09Arse Freeze '09Phoenix '10South Winter '10Texas Winter '10.

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This was the 25th race in 24 Hours of LeMons history, and the first to take place on a race track that everyone has "driven" countless times in a video game. Did that make for better driving? Hell no! Spinouts, crashes, off-track excursions, and general madness kept the Penalty Box hopping all weekend. Quote of the race: "You haven't drafted until you've drafted the Wienermobile."

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1. Eyesore Racing, Mazda Miata
Overall Winner

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2. Big Sausage Pizza/Krider Racing, Acura Integra
Winner, Good Class

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3. Cajun Coonasses dba Racer XXX, Nissan Sentra SE-R

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4. Lil' Smokey and the Bandit, Toyota MR2
Winner, MR2 Cup

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5. Help Dubai, Porsche 944

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6. Datsun 1200 B/S, Acura Integra
BS Penalty laps: 5

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7. Marvin the Martian via Heisenberg Racing, BMW E30

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8. Cheetors, Nissan Sentra SE-R

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9. Not Half Good, BMW 325iS

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10. POS Racing, BMW 325i

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11. LowerGear part4, BMW 325i

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12. Rogue Squadron, Nissan Sentra SE-R

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13. Filthy Faux Ford GT40, Ford Escort ZX2
Winner, Bad Class

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14. Blanco Basura Racing, Honda Prelude

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15. Italian Stallions, Fiat X1/9

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16. Zoom-Zoom... Boom, Mazda 323

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17. A-Team: The Anarchy Edition, Porsche 944

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18. Barbarian Motorworks, BMW 325eS

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19. Team Area 51, Nissan 300ZX

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20. Scuderia Flat Pack, Volvo DL
BS Penalty laps: 1

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21. The UNDERGROUND, Nissan 300ZX

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22. Off-The-Scale-Racing, Mazda RX-7

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23. Double Fartini I, Porsche 924
BS Penalty laps: 2

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24. Carpocalypse NOW, Eagle Talon
BS Penalty laps: 1

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25. B-Team, BMW 325e

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26. Team Apathy- Blown Seal, Saab 9000

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27. E-MC HAMMERED, BMW 325

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28. Uber Vogel: Hans Am, Mercedes-Benz 190E

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29. Bunny With A Pancake On Its Head, Volkswagen Rabbit

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30. Team Can't Am, Volvo 242 Turbo

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31. White Trash Ken Racing, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

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32. Audi get by me?, Audi 90

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33. Sierra Auto Recycling, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

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34. General Lederhosen, BMW 325e

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35. SmorgasBorg, Porsche 944

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36. Team Hurling Moss, BMW 2002

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37. San Diego Minis Team Bean, Austin Mini
Winner, Ugly Class

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38. Autobahn Society Racing, BMW 2002

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39. The Faustest Team, BMW 325e

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40. White Trash Barbie Racing, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

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41. Dust n Debris, Dodge Shadow

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42. Crash Test Dummies, BMW 325e

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43. Team California Mille, Alfa Romeo Alfetta
Winner, Heroic Fix Award

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44. Rockin' Rollers, Mazda RX-7

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45. Jim Hall(ing) Ass Racing, Jeep Cherokee

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46. Excuse Me, Acura Integra

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47. Lipstick on a Pig, Nissan Sentra SE-R

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48. SteamPunkaZoid Racing, Mazda Miata

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49. The Fat and the Furious, Mazda Miata

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50. Volcano Motorsports, Toyota MR2

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51. Track To the Future, Honda CRX

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52. Members Only, Porsche 928
BS Penalty laps: 40

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53. Godzilla Loves Bacon, BMW 325eS

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54. Ecurie Ecrappe Autodenta, Alfa Romeo Spider

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55. Dudes of Hazard II, Toyota Celica

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56. The Cannonball Bandits, Toyota Corolla FX16 Wienermobile
Winner, Organizer's Choice

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57. Snobs on the Dole, Saab 93 Turbo

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58. Roebuck Racers, Plymouth Neon
BS Penalty laps: 10

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59. Absolute Lemon Motorsports, BMW 325

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60. Speed Racer, Honda Prelude

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61. Nerd Herd, Toyota MR2
BS Penalty laps: 5

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62. A Lemon Entry, Ford Escort

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63. Fast Times @ Placer High, Mazda Miata

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64. Hit & Run, Mazda RX-7

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65. The Church of the Lost Cause, Nissan 300ZX
BS Penalty laps: 3

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66. Pendejo Engineering, Jaguar XJ-12

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67. We Each Hit Racing, Toyota Paseo

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68. The Tercelator Society, Chevrolet Camaro

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69. Sin City LeMons, Volkswagen GTI

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70. Team MAGIC, Nissan Maxima

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71. Cosmorita Cowboys, Porsche 944

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72. Easy 908, Porsche 914

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73. Bernal Dads Racing, Volvo 245

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74. Caffeine Unlimited, BMW 325iS

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75. Clunkers Refuge Racing, Nissan 300ZX

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76. INGSOC 1984 Mustang, Ford Mustang

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77. Bankrupt Racing Sponsored By TARRP, BMW 535
BS penalty laps: 5

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78. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F., Honda CRX

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79. Automatica, BMW 325

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80. B210 Racing, Datsun B210

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81. Junkyard Kats, Nissan 280ZX Turbo

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82. Hepfield's and McCoy's, Nissan 300ZX
Winner, Z Cup

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83. Blood Drive / Arcane Racing, BMW 530i

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84. ZZ Uber - Emo Fixie Poets, Volkswagen GTI

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85. Gone In 60 Laps, Ford Mustang

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86. Magnum POS, Honda CRXstarossa

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87. Faster Farms III: Petty Poultry, Plymouth Belvedere

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88. Project Fate Racing, Nissan 300ZX

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89. Stick Figure Racing, Toyota MR2

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90. Mister Hanky Too, Datsun 280Z

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91. Carpet Pissers, Honda CRX

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92. Rascally Rabbit Racing, Fiat 124 Spider

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93. ZZ Uber- Schwinn F*cking Armstrong, Volkswagen GTI

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94. Team Last Minute, Dodge Colt

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95. Crash Test Zombies, Mazda RX-7

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96. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Peugeot 505 Turbo

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97. Team Stimulus Package, Honda Civic

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98. Cajun Coonasses dba Speed Racer, Honda Prelude

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99. Bavarian Beer Wagon, BMW 325e

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100. War Pony Racing Team / Noname Show, Chevrolet Camaro

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101. Frak This Racing / Lime Tigers, Datsun 280Z

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102. Group of Foolz, BMW 533i

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103. SupraMan Racing, Toyota Supra

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104. PIT CREW REVENGE, Honda Civic

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105. Squadra Volante, Alfa Romeo Alfetta
Winner, Heroic Fix

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106. Geo-U812, Geo Metro

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107. Frankenstang III, Ford Mustang

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108. Huey Newis and the Lose, Ford Mustang

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109. Unsafe At Any Speed, Chevrolet Corvair

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110. Boxwrench Garage, Saab 900 Turbo

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111. Shark Infested Rotors, BMW 528e TURBOOOOOOO

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112. 500 Buck Chuck, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
BS Penalty laps: 2

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113. FIR Burger Express Delivery, Lincoln Continental Town Coupé
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank Award

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114. Red Rocket Racing, Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe
BS Penalty laps: 5

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115. Clueless Party Vikings VRG, Ford Mustang

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116. Chim Chim Racing, Volkswagen GTI

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117. Team Five and Dime, Datsun 510
Winner, Judges' Choice Award
BS Penalty laps: 50

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118. Psychotic Samurai, Mazda RX-7

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119. The Super Starions, Mitsubishi Starion

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120. Skid Row Racing, Chevrolet Camaro

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121. C4 Demolition Team, Chevrolet Corvette

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122. Lemon Demolition, Honda CRX

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123. Snowspeeder Pilots Association, Toyota MR2

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124. Communists 'Я' Us, BMW 320i
BS Penalty laps: 5

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125. Road and Trash, Jaguar XJ6
BS Penalty laps: 3

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126. Stars And Stripes Racing, Mazda RX-7

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127. Flamin' Rods, BMW 325iS
BS Penalty laps: 10

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128. Team California Mille #2, Alfa Romeo Alfetta
Winner, Heroic Fix Award

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129. Air Prance Oui We Can Can, Citroën ID19
Winner, Index of Effluency Award

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130. The Black Flags, Toyota Supra
Winner, Toyota Reliability Award

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131. Rubbins Racing, BMW 325iS
BS Penalty laps: 9

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132. Gimp Pimp, Cadillac Eldorado
Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least Award

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133. 4 R's Racing, Volkswagen Jetta

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134. Rubber Ducky Racing, Ford Mustang
BS Penalty laps: 3
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135. Faulknor Autoracing Team, BMW E28
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136. Maximum Overdrive Racing, Toyota Pickup

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137. ONSET One Night Stand Endurance Team, Chevrolet Cavalier
Winner, I Got Screwed Award

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138. Double Fartini 2, Porsche 924 Turbo
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139. No Whining Wracing Team, Nissan Maxima
Winner, People's Curse
BS Penalty laps: 3

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140. Mad Maxel Tov!, Ford Capri

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141. Killer ZomBEES, Damned and Dented, MG MGB

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142. Newly Unemployed MegaloManiac Individuals, Mazda RX-7
BS Penalty laps: 100

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143. Lightning McQueen, Pontiac Sunfire
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144. The Flakes, Volvo 244

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145. Black Death, Toyota Cressida

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146. Angry Quilters, Mazda RX-7
BS Penalty laps: 300

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147. Art Attack, Porsche 944
BS Penalty laps: 300

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