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Jeep's latest summer ad features the "new" song from Michael Jackson Love Never Felt So Good with images of cool young people doing cool summer things with a Wrangler and a Cherokee. Inexplicably, the Compass also makes an appearance.
Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.
In 1987, Michael Jackson and the Ferrari Testarossa were at the tops of their respective games. What if you could own a Testarossa driven by the King of Pop himself? Your life would become an unparalleled fantasy of 1980s awesomeness, that's what.
Not gonna lie, Jalops. It's been a rough week for your friendly neighborhood weekend editor.
You know when someone finds the face of the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast? The same thing happened to one man in Sandwich, IL, only with bird shit on his windshield and Michael Jackson. Amazingly, it didn't sell on eBay.
Has the King of Pop's tragic passing ever been better memorialized than as this disturbingly detailed mural of Michael Jackson's life on a highly-modified Nissan GT-R? Prepare yourself for a moonwalk through insanity.
A reanimated Michael Jackson, or at least his doppelganger, was spotted cruising the byways of Los Angeles in a Toyota Previa. Good news: the King of Pop lives. Bad news: he's been reduced to driving a mid-engined, egg-shaped minivan. [Reddit]
Just 13 hours after his death, Michael Jackson made a cameo appearance on the hood of this car in England. Could the king of pop be performing miracles from the grave?
The shameless commercialization of Michael Jackson's death continues as Land Rover Encino's providing Range Rovers and Rolls Royces to the Jackson family for the day's transport. Free product placement all day.
We saw this video hours ago and we're still trying to recover from the sheer WTF-ness of it. Suffice to say the headline delivers as promised. Also, there is no hope for humanity.
Michael Jackson may be struggling financially, but apparently, according to CNN, while in Bahrain on a shopping trip recently, the erstwhile King of Pop was spotted "in a white Lexus Infinity with darkened windows." Barring CNN's screwup on the spelling of Nissan's upscale marque (which we're not sure is even …