Not gonna lie, Jalops. It's been a rough week for your friendly neighborhood weekend editor.

You know when someone finds the face of the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast? The same thing happened to one man in Sandwich, IL, only with bird shit on his windshield and Michael Jackson. Amazingly, it didn't sell on eBay.

Has the King of Pop's tragic passing ever been better memorialized than as this disturbingly detailed mural of Michael Jackson's life on a highly-modified Nissan GT-R? Prepare yourself for a moonwalk through insanity.

A reanimated Michael Jackson, or at least his doppelganger, was spotted cruising the byways of Los Angeles in a Toyota Previa. Good news: the King of Pop lives. Bad news: he's been reduced to driving a mid-engined, egg-shaped minivan. [Reddit]

Just 13 hours after his death, Michael Jackson made a cameo appearance on the hood of this car in England. Could the king of pop be performing miracles from the grave?

The shameless commercialization of Michael Jackson's death continues as Land Rover Encino's providing Range Rovers and Rolls Royces to the Jackson family for the day's transport. Free product placement all day.

We saw this video hours ago and we're still trying to recover from the sheer WTF-ness of it. Suffice to say the headline delivers as promised. Also, there is no hope for humanity.

Were you interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland GMC Fire Engine when the now-deceased King of Pop put it up for auction in April, then canceled it? Our guess is you'll get a second shot. Macabre thoughts? Sure. [Julien's Auctions]

Things haven't been great for Michael Jackson since the whole "child molestation trial" thing. Leaving the country and hemorrhaging money isn't helping either. Auctioning off his incredibly gaudy Rolls Royce limousine, however, might help.