Top Gear, This Is Your Life.

Not unlike many of you here, I grew up watching Top Gear. And I absolutely loved it. It was, for a period of time, my favourite thing on telly and Jeremy Clarkson was, for a period of time, my favourite person...in the world. » 3/31/15 1:56pm Yesterday 1:56pm

Jeremy Clarkson Loves The Corvette Stingray

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together stopped taking Clarkson's car reviews seriously nearly a decade ago (maybe sooner). So when his review of the C7 Corvette Stingray popped up, I didn't even bother. And then I read it. And then I re-read it. And then I checked to make sure I wasn't inhabiting an alternate… » 7/31/14 3:49pm 7/31/14 3:49pm

Jeremy Clarkson Is In America Making Fun Of Us, Find Him

Jeremy Clarkson is known for not having the highest opinions of Americans. He once said that "America's only contribution to Western civilization" is allowing people to turn right on red lights. » 8/06/12 10:30am 8/06/12 10:30am

Jeremy Clarkson Confirms No Top Gear Until 2013, Blames 'Fat People…

Jeremy Clarkson just confirmed our report about there being no more Top Gear until 2013 is true, although the reason is not the Olympics. It's Simon Cowell. » 5/09/12 11:31am 5/09/12 11:31am

For $500, when life gives you LeMons...

As Clarkson and others have said, you're not a true auto enthusiast until you've owned (or more rightly been owned-by) an Alfa Romeo. Well, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Alfetta might just be a cheap way to own up to that enthusiast creed. » 3/10/11 8:00am 3/10/11 8:00am

Jeremy Clarkson's Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder gets a "For Sale" sign

Back in 2006, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson waxed rhapsodic about the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, enjoying it so much he bought one himself. » 2/23/11 10:30am 2/23/11 10:30am

Jeremy Clarkson finally meets his Twitter doppelgangers

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is not the most frequent visitor to Twitter, which makes his discovery of the art form known as fake celebrity tweets that much more enjoyable. What would he twat if he could get his blood sausage-sized fingers to type? » 2/01/11 3:30pm 2/01/11 3:30pm

The Italian Job: Jeremy Clarkson's High Horsepower Weight Loss Plan

In case Thriller or The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly didn't clear this up for you, perhaps The Italian Job will make it obvious Jeremy Clarkson's got the world's best job... and least creative DVD titles. » 10/11/10 3:00pm 10/11/10 3:00pm

VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"

Jeremy Clarkson thinks the 2010 Audi R8 5.2 FSI is "perfect." But should we really care what he thinks? We mean, he can't even tell a funny elephant joke. » 11/17/09 4:30pm 11/17/09 4:30pm

Jeremy Clarkson: Panamera Ugly As "Inside-Out Monkey"

Though he has few complaints about the way the Porsche Panamera preforms, Clarkson uses his Sunday Times review to verbally assail the car's looks, calling it unbearably ugly — and he should know. [Times Online] » 10/19/09 10:00am 10/19/09 10:00am

Environmentalists Leave Shit On Jeremy Clarkson's Driveway

Jeremy Clarkson, ever the center of controversy, has attracted some unwanted attention from environmentalists for his anti-environmentalist agenda. They dropped by his house with a steaming pile of manure. » 9/18/09 12:30pm 9/18/09 12:30pm

Top Gear: BMW Z4 Vs. Nissan 370Z

"It doesn't feel like a pair of turbos, it feels like a pair of testes — big meaty ones." Clarkson on the 2009 BMW Z4 in last night's Top Gear comparison between it and the Nissan 370Z. Video below. » 7/27/09 2:30pm 7/27/09 2:30pm

Jeremy Clarkson Trapped In Port-A-Potty By Snotty Kids

What's worse for opinionated Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson, having to review cheap cars or getting trapped in a Port-A-John by a bunch of punk kids? (Hat tip to Glenn!) [YouTube via Sky Motoring] » 3/26/09 1:30pm 3/26/09 1:30pm

Jeremy Clarkson: US Viewers Don’t Get Top Gear

"That's been canned," said Jeremy Clarkson speaking of Top Gear USA in this video. "[Americans] just don't understand a single word we're on about." » 2/06/09 12:00pm 2/06/09 12:00pm

Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth…

The BBC is reporting budget cuts across the board in 2009. Yes, Top Gear will feel the heat and viewers apparently will notice the cuts. » 12/30/08 9:30am 12/30/08 9:30am

Top Gear Season 10 Available In iTunes

For all the grief we give Clarkson and his two interns, we’re actually huge fans of Top Gear » 10/21/08 4:40pm 10/21/08 4:40pm. It’s the show that made our carmosexuality OK with our moms. Amongst TopGearphiles, Season 10 is held up as the all-time greatest, featuring the Motorhome Grand Prix, the Channel crossing and, yes, the Kalihari special —…

Jeremy Clarkson's Thriller DVD Blows Stuff Up

Not to be confused for a Michael Jackson video » 10/14/08 2:00pm 10/14/08 2:00pm, Jeremy Clarkson's is the latest in his line of tire-smoking, explosion-filled DVDs. This time he's been behind the wheel of an Aston Martin DBS, Pagani Zonda F Roadster, McLaren SLR 722 GTR, and Porsche 911 Turbo to name a few. We know it might feel a bit like the…

Jeremy Clarkson In Head-On Accident Filming Top Gear, Doing Just Fine

Proving he's as bull-headed as we suspected, Top Gear » 10/13/08 9:20am 10/13/08 9:20am host was reportedly in a head-on collision during filming for the show. Says the , Clarkson "suffered minor injuries to his legs, hand and back." What, exactly, are minor injuries? Clarkson elaborates: “My right index finger looked like a burst sausage, my left…

Real Top Gear Returns November 2

Originally intended to start on October 26th, Top Gear is now officially slated for a return to television on November 2nd. We can hardly wait for Series 12 to start, particularly because of the American road trip » 10/10/08 2:05pm 10/10/08 2:05pm Jeremy and the boys had in a , and a . Though we'll have to see if their hour-long special is part of…