[Onion] DETROIT — Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public.

In the Ezra Dyer-penned musclegasm on the Chevy Camaro in this Sunday's NYT Automobiles section, Dyer claims that, for seemingly unknown reasons, automotive writers think the Camaro's inferior to the Mustang. The one reason we know that he ignores, below.

Ford's the marquee sponsor of this year's SEMA show in Vegas and a whole stable full of custom 2010 Ford Mustang is coming along. The full rendered gallery and descriptions of the cars below.

The refreshed and so-clean 2010 Ford Mustang is gettin' classy, taking the Chevy Camaro and Dodge Challenger to the Consumer Reports woodshed as Dearborn's slightly-less-beefy muscle car out-blobbed the competition with a "Very Good" road test score of 78.

Midtown Manhattan's been a little slow to the Muscle Car Wars, but now even they've got the pony car fever. Remember the Camaro we spotted at Avis a few months back? Look what's peeking out next door at Budget below.

Ford's Woodward Dream Cruise presence each year is called "Mustang Alley" and it's found in downtown Ferndale. This year they're showing different ways to aftermarket accessorize your FoMoCo Mustang. They've labeled 15 of them on two new GT500s. Gallery below.

Autoblog's created a monochrome Mustang with Ford's new 2010 Mustang customizer. It lets you customize even the color of burnout smoke. Autoblog's is, well, nice, but Jalopnik readers can do better. Give us your best-looking custom 'stangs in the comments.

As we predicted over two years ago, the Mustang's officially entering NASCAR for the first time in the 2010 Nationwide Series. Better yet, here's the first official rendering of what the new "stock car" will look like.

The latest iteration of the Ford Mustang takes surprisingly well to aviation graphics, thus the fighter-themed one-off Mustang AV-X10. The just-released, non-blurry photos show just how far Ford took the theme.